1. आप consider yourself a crazy Twilight Addict & your pretty dang proud of it.
2. आप can repeat कोट्स from the book द्वारा heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related प्रशंसक art and/or प्रशंसक fiction stories.
4. आप are currently debating with your फ्रेंड्स about who's Team आप are on.
5. आप never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time आप hear thunder, आप wonder if some place, somewhere, वैंपायर are playing baseball.
7. आप have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. आप tried to enroll in the Forks High School because आप were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, आप act our scenes from the पुस्तकें and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many या all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. आप would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, भेड़िया Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; आप would let Carlisle या any of the Cullens, Volterra या Nomads change आप into a vampire if possible.
13. आप want Jacob, Embry, Quil या any member of the भेड़िया Pack to imprint on you.
14. आप walk around mumbling the कोट्स from the पुस्तकें because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. आप can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. आप want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, आप just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your कुत्ता after Jacob and his भेड़िया Pack members.
20. When आप have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the भेड़िया Pack, the Volterra या maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if आप प्यार Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the कुत्ता for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so आप can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle आप frequently.
25. आप LIVE द्वारा the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा & lion and see how things go...
27. आप sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When आप see shiny, silver Volvos, आप scream like a प्रशंसक girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving वैन, वान just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think आप wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever आप hear भेड़िया howling, आप wanna go jump out of your skin and शामिल होइए them.
24. आप wake yourself up at night द्वारा screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. आप get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. आप try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes आप hear voices in your head...
28. आप threw New Moon at the दीवार when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same दीवार when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... आप jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... आप threw the book at the दीवार when Edward came back.
32. आप didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. आप NEVER let your फ्रेंड्स drive drunk.
34. आप also NEVER forget to give your फ्रेंड्स that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. आप bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's या a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. आप wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. आप wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails या taking आप on shopping sprees any दिन of the week.
40. आप would gladly get खाना in Rosalie's hair.
41. आप want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, आप will.
43. आप would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. आप would gladly be affected द्वारा the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire या werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the भेड़िया Pack, Cullen family, Volterra या Nomads are free to kidnap आप whenever they please!
49. आप feel like nobody understands आप because nobody listens to आप any और because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other दिन when आप adopted that stray dog, आप could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but आप named him after Jake anyways.
51. आप own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. आप either like your men cold, dead & sparkling या hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. आप tell people to wait a सेकंड so आप can restart your दिल very frequently.
55. Your good at पढ़ना minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who प्यार आप dearly.
57. आप wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen या Jacob Black is.
58. आप consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme कहा so!
59. Or, आप consider yourself part of the भेड़िया Pack because it was just implied द्वारा Emily.
60. आप have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red या आप have सोना contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. आप hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your फ्रेंड्स pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring आप because all आप can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind पढ़ना and mind controlling processes.
64. If आप पढ़ना a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes आप yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" या "Jake would have NEVER done that!" या "Carlisle would have saved him." या "Emmett could have picked that up!" या "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" या "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." या "Jasper could have made him calm down." या "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene या character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If आप go और than two to five मिनटों without talking about Twilight, आप get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. आप have cliffed dived.
68. आप have made one of your guy फ्रेंड्स build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so आप could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, आप would offer up yours.
70. आप get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling आप that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. आप would प्यार to go grizzly भालू hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. आप would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and या all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series या watched the movies, but because आप have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. आप wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When आप smell wet dog, आप tend to look around in case Jacob या one of his भेड़िया Pack members is behind you.
77. आप don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at आप and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. आप sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, आप call Renesmee द्वारा her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and आप plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. आप wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, आप wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. आप would (or strictly wouldn't) शामिल होइए the Volterra.
84. आप wish the foreign वैंपायर could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. आप really wanted Bree to live.
86. आप thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. आप would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell आप how your दिन will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put आप in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, आप would have!
91. आप consider yourself a different Team than Edward या Jacob, या आप have strict rules to your Team Edward या Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two या और punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. आप didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. आप thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. आप have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads या भेड़िया Packs almost every day.
96. आप never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best संगीत ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal आप read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write और प्रशंसक fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any या all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so लोकप्रिय Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor या therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & फ्रेंड्स या merely keeping आप from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad आप are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
2. आप can repeat कोट्स from the book द्वारा heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related प्रशंसक art and/or प्रशंसक fiction stories.
4. आप are currently debating with your फ्रेंड्स about who's Team आप are on.
5. आप never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time आप hear thunder, आप wonder if some place, somewhere, वैंपायर are playing baseball.
7. आप have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. आप tried to enroll in the Forks High School because आप were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, आप act our scenes from the पुस्तकें and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many या all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. आप would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, भेड़िया Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; आप would let Carlisle या any of the Cullens, Volterra या Nomads change आप into a vampire if possible.
13. आप want Jacob, Embry, Quil या any member of the भेड़िया Pack to imprint on you.
14. आप walk around mumbling the कोट्स from the पुस्तकें because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. आप can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. आप want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, आप just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your कुत्ता after Jacob and his भेड़िया Pack members.
20. When आप have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the भेड़िया Pack, the Volterra या maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if आप प्यार Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the कुत्ता for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so आप can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle आप frequently.
25. आप LIVE द्वारा the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा & lion and see how things go...
27. आप sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When आप see shiny, silver Volvos, आप scream like a प्रशंसक girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving वैन, वान just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think आप wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever आप hear भेड़िया howling, आप wanna go jump out of your skin and शामिल होइए them.
24. आप wake yourself up at night द्वारा screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. आप get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. आप try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes आप hear voices in your head...
28. आप threw New Moon at the दीवार when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same दीवार when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... आप jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... आप threw the book at the दीवार when Edward came back.
32. आप didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. आप NEVER let your फ्रेंड्स drive drunk.
34. आप also NEVER forget to give your फ्रेंड्स that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. आप bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's या a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. आप wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. आप wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails या taking आप on shopping sprees any दिन of the week.
40. आप would gladly get खाना in Rosalie's hair.
41. आप want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, आप will.
43. आप would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. आप would gladly be affected द्वारा the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire या werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the भेड़िया Pack, Cullen family, Volterra या Nomads are free to kidnap आप whenever they please!
49. आप feel like nobody understands आप because nobody listens to आप any और because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other दिन when आप adopted that stray dog, आप could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but आप named him after Jake anyways.
51. आप own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. आप either like your men cold, dead & sparkling या hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. आप tell people to wait a सेकंड so आप can restart your दिल very frequently.
55. Your good at पढ़ना minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who प्यार आप dearly.
57. आप wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen या Jacob Black is.
58. आप consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme कहा so!
59. Or, आप consider yourself part of the भेड़िया Pack because it was just implied द्वारा Emily.
60. आप have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red या आप have सोना contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. आप hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your फ्रेंड्स pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring आप because all आप can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind पढ़ना and mind controlling processes.
64. If आप पढ़ना a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes आप yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" या "Jake would have NEVER done that!" या "Carlisle would have saved him." या "Emmett could have picked that up!" या "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" या "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." या "Jasper could have made him calm down." या "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene या character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If आप go और than two to five मिनटों without talking about Twilight, आप get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. आप have cliffed dived.
68. आप have made one of your guy फ्रेंड्स build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so आप could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, आप would offer up yours.
70. आप get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling आप that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. आप would प्यार to go grizzly भालू hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. आप would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and या all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series या watched the movies, but because आप have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. आप wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When आप smell wet dog, आप tend to look around in case Jacob या one of his भेड़िया Pack members is behind you.
77. आप don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at आप and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. आप sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, आप call Renesmee द्वारा her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and आप plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. आप wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, आप wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. आप would (or strictly wouldn't) शामिल होइए the Volterra.
84. आप wish the foreign वैंपायर could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. आप really wanted Bree to live.
86. आप thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. आप would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell आप how your दिन will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put आप in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, आप would have!
91. आप consider yourself a different Team than Edward या Jacob, या आप have strict rules to your Team Edward या Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two या और punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. आप didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. आप thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. आप have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads या भेड़िया Packs almost every day.
96. आप never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best संगीत ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal आप read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write और प्रशंसक fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any या all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so लोकप्रिय Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor या therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & फ्रेंड्स या merely keeping आप from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad आप are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)