Ok, I did not write this myself, and have been unable to find out who did (if आप know, please let me know!) but I have a feeling it was a group effort. I remembered पढ़ना these YEARS पूर्व - and laughing my नितंब, गधा off - and thought I'd look them to share with you. Enjoy!
Q: Why did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
Fox Mulder: No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.
Dana Scully: There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need और evidence.