They say the first step on the road to recovery is admitting आप have a problem. So here it goes. I am an addict. An Office addict. One might say that I practically eat, sleep, and breathe the Office. I know there are many और out there like me, या perhaps some that have worse afflictions, so I speak with all Office Addicts in mind- Enjoy.

When did I first realize I was becoming hopelessly addicted? Maybe it was when I began quoting lines from the दिखाना regularly? Was it when "that's what she said" became a reflex? Perhaps it was when my फ्रेंड्स and I began using "shun, unshun, and reshun"?...