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timetrapsus posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:11AM
andy - "addition by subtraction"

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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना someonefeedturk said…
"KISS... Keep It Simple, Stupid" -michael
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना OfficeObsessed said…
"That's what she said!"
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना greedo said…
Ok, so maybe this is a 2-liner?

Todd Packer: What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? This guy!!!
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना skeletontree said…
"and then suddenly she's not your ho no mo"
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना hekissedmyhand said…
not REALLY a one liner but...
"Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things. And I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. And I would would just like to make some changes about certain things and certain situationions with certain accountants."

I LOL every time....
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ilovejimhalpert said…
"Don't be an idiot. It changed my life."
Dwight K. Schrute.

sorry, two lines:)
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना flutterly said…
"I hate so much about the things you choose to be." -Michael

Random trivia - I watched an interview recently where John Krasinski said his favorite moment is when Creed goes, "Which one is Pam?"
chrisfrancz commented…
Creed is so oblivious. He acts like he is happy when he hears एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना bwright said…
"I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing..."-Creed
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना hapaganthae said…
"I once kept a spud gun in my bag at work for almost an entire day. Can you imagine if I were deranged?
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना hawkluvbeer said…
Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends.
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना 1010101010 said…
I"m always thinking one step ahead...like a carpenter...who builds stairs."
-Andy
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना 1010101010 said…
"Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know...there's gambling and alcohol...and it's in our dangerous warehouse...it's a school night, and you know, uh... Hooters is catering. You know, is that not—is that enough? Should I keep going?"
-toby
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना wtb2612 said…
False. I do not miss him.
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना IndianKelly said…
Please don't smell me, Michael - Jan
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Mr_Poop said…
I.DECLARE.BANKRUPTCY!
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Officefan222 said…
I'm proposing today. Holy Crap.- Jim
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना smoore23 said…
"Now I know how Bob Hope felt when he performed in Saudi Arabia." -- Michael Scott, 'The Dundies'
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना alesegura said…
big smile
its not a one liner but hey THATS WHAT SHE SAID
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Office_001 said…
Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship!

-Andy
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Office_001 said…
I want Michael to have all the urine he needs

-Dwight
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना eric4122 said…
Everybody poops.

-Mose Schrute
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना eric4122 said…
I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure - just... less.

-Jim
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Jimmette said…
The fire is shooting at us!

-Andy
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Jimmette said…
It's pony

-Dwight
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना snoznoodle said…
heart
Now that I think about it Andy and Angela could actually make a pretty good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.

-Pam
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना emirc2363 said…
sunny
There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

-Pam
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना emirc2363 said…
laugh
AHH ALSO:
One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

-Jim
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना IndianKelly said…
You're a presentation tool!

-Michael
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना IndianKelly said…
So, where are you mailing your foot?

-Jim
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना DalekSec said…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD! NOOOOO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - Michael
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना DalekSec said…
"Maybe YOU'RE in the ceiling." -Andy
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना snoznoodle said…
"I think we broke his brain." -Pam
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना snoznoodle said…
"I AM CUTTING OFF PHYLLIS' HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW! ...ren-nen-nen..."
-Andy
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना snoznoodle said…
"Dwight may have won the battle... but I will win... the next battle."
-Andy
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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना snoznoodle said…
"Lord Beer me strength."
-Jim
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना dolphinsrock8D said…
"I hate...so much...about the things that you choose to be."
-Michael
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना yoyoder said…
"I use to run and get a runner's high. Now, I lift." - Angela Fun Run (deleted scenes?. And that quote might not be spot on.
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना alwaysforever said…
"Dwight You Ignorant Slut!"
- Michael
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना snoznoodle said…
"Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. That is - you - a man. A man version. Um... But until then, I can hold my head up. I'm not gay."
-Pam
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना pencilcup said…
"Swing loose sweet chariots"

-Creed
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना adidasrox117 said…
"My kid needs shoes" -Meredith from the Promotion
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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना MrsRook said…
" Dwight, you ignorant slut. " -Michael Scott : Safety Training
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Shrutefarms11 said…
"Im not superstitious, I'm only a little stitious."

-Michael
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना sirisolheim said…
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

-Jim as Dwight
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Zeldafan76 said…
That's what she said. - Micheal
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना SamanthaHalpert said…
surprise
Post your favorite liner as your facebook status on March 24 (the anniversary of the first Office to ever premiere on TV)! To RSVP go to this link


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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना amymeymy said…
cool
PARKOUR!
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना amymeymy said…
laugh
Mint Dwight?
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Caprysa said…
WET TUNA!

-Andy to Jim
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Caprysa said…
Hey hey, you you, I don't like your boyfriend because he sucks at ping pong (using the tune of "I don't like your girlfriend" song by Avril Lavigne)
-Kelly to Pam...Not a one liner but it was pretty funny when she said/sang it
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