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Vixie79 said:
[his answering machine message] Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, या don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay. Would आप please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask आप twice. Phil Wenneck: [yells from outside] Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot! Stu Price: I should go. Melissa: That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot. Alan Garner: हे what's that on your arm? Stu Price: Oh my God - Phil, आप were in the hospital last night. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I guess I was. Alan Garner: Are आप okay? Alan Garner: It was a real pleasure meeting you. Melissa: Fuck off! Alan Garner: I'm thinking about getting my bartender's license. Melissa: Suck my dick. Alan Garner: No, thank you. आप wanna fuck on me? It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. या drink too much. Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit. I look like a nerdy hillbilly! Okay, well, maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupt a casino, and he was a retard. Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. C'mon, man. I'll be your Doug. Alan Garner: [while getting fitted for a tux] Whoa, watch it, pervert! Doug Billings: It's ok, Alan. He's just doing your inseam. Alan Garner: He's getting very close to my shaft. Officer Franklin: I see guys like आप in here every fuckin' day. Officer Garden: Every fuckin' day! Officer Franklin: Yeah let's all go to Vegas and get really fucked up! Officer Garden: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Officer Franklin: Let's go steal a cop car because it'd be real fuckin' funny! Think आप gon' get away with it? Not up in here! Officer Franklin: [lividly] Not up in here! It's at the corner of get a map and fuck off.
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