Words या "Pet names" you'd like to here Severus say?

My friend and I are having a moviethon, and we've spent the last 15 या so मिनटों dying at the prospect of hearing Alan Rickman (as Severus Snape, of course)saying our names, या nicknames, या just funny words.

For example, hearing him say the words "Kitten" या "Darling" to anyone in any way, condescendingly या sweetly या even sexily would probably make me explode, and my friend has claimed that she would most likely die of laughter hearing him say a word as funny as Collywobbles.

So, do आप have any words, phrases या pet names you'd like to hear?