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My fellow Hamtards, I think I've gone bonkers.

One night, two weeks पूर्व I had a dream that is stuck in my memory like a tattoo and it goes like this:

I had just walked in the door to my house and I went into my room to get changed out of my uniform and when I come out, Jeremy Clarkson is in my dining room and on the phone to someone. द्वारा now I'm confused and I go down to ask what's going on here, but then my dog barks at some cars parked outside. There's a knock at the door and when I open it, James May walks through and starts talking to Clarkson, then Richard Hammond walks in and smiles and...
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Richard Hammond, आप are a bloody दिल breaker. I have a crush on you, bigger, it seems, than anybody else's. चोटी, शीर्ष Gear, Blast Lab (despite it being rather boring), anything, if you're on it, I'll watch it. The way आप have such enthusiasm for everything, the way आप explode into a fit of physics, the way your caravans explode into a fit of burning plastic, it makes me smile. If आप came up to me, the first thing I'd do is run your wife down with your Harley (best dream EVER), hold आप close, and किस आप within an inch of your life. Then I'd treat आप to a rubbish and soppy film at the Odeon, share पॉपकॉर्न with you, then take आप to, I dunno, Giraffe, order a तालिका, टेबल द्वारा the window, and declare my undying प्यार for you. And tell your wife to rest in peace. Kinda. Then I'd take आप home, किस आप और and take it from there...

This was all dreamed up in maths, and it cost me a detention, but hey, half-feeling your lips was great! प्यार आप Hamster!
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Source: चोटी, शीर्ष gear
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