1. After she returns from a तारीख, दिनांक with Edward, ask her how her तारीख, दिनांक with Mike went. When she corrects you, say, "Sorry, I forgot! So tell me about your तारीख, दिनांक with Jacob." Keep doing this for as long as possible, getting the name wrong every time. Say names that don't even make sense: "So how was your तारीख, दिनांक with Emmett?"
When she finally snaps and starts screaming at आप that it was EDWARD, say "Ohhh, the vampire boy. So how was your तारीख, दिनांक with Dracula?"
2. Tell Mike/Eric/Jacob/any one of Bella's fanboys that Bella will agree to go out with him if he wears fake vampire teeth and body glitter. She's...
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