The book of प्यार is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures and instructions for dancing

But I
I प्यार it when आप read to me
And you
आप can read me anything

The book of प्यार has संगीत in it
In fact that's where संगीत comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb

But I
I प्यार it when आप sing to me
And you
आप can sing me anything

The book of प्यार is long and boring
And written very long ago
It's full of फूल and heart-shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know

But I
I प्यार it when आप give me things
And you
आप ought to give me wedding rings

And I
I प्यार it when आप give me things
And you
आप ought to give me wedding rings
And I
I प्यार it when आप give me things
And you
आप ought to give me wedding rings
आप ought to give me wedding rings