Mfs swear 10th October, 2020 is a unique दिन

All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...

1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope आप like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, आप see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I प्यार जानवर so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be और precisely in London. In a small,...

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say आप प्यार me! Say आप प्यार me!
BOY : आप प्यार me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will आप give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't आप ever want to improve??
BOY : I प्यार आप and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would आप stay there??
SHARON : Have आप ever had a hot passionate,...

New ways to order pizza
Are आप tired of always ordering पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा the same way? Well, this lists will keep आप entertained for over 90 पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...