Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that आप think they're Tom Cruise या मैडोना (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie तारा, स्टार in question).
Ask the guy अगला to आप to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person अगला to you, "Are आप in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, आप have a very irate home,' she कहा governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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