Man: Where have आप been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen आप someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this सीट empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if आप sit down.
Man: Your place या mine?
Woman: Both. आप go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do आप do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: हे baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do आप like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would आप stay there?
Man: If I could see आप naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see आप naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when आप fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when आप got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't आप married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that आप want me.
Woman: आप know, you're dead right...I want आप to go away!
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen आप someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this सीट empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if आप sit down.
Man: Your place या mine?
Woman: Both. आप go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do आप do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: हे baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do आप like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would आप stay there?
Man: If I could see आप naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see आप naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when आप fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when आप got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't आप married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that आप want me.
Woman: आप know, you're dead right...I want आप to go away!
1.The Characters are awesome
2.It can make आप laugh so hard
3.It can make आप cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes आप wish आप lived in the नारूटो world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes आप think about it all the time
15.It teaches आप नारूटो history
2.It can make आप laugh so hard
3.It can make आप cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes आप wish आप lived in the नारूटो world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes आप think about it all the time
15.It teaches आप नारूटो history
I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope आप enjoy this.
Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please टिप्पणी दे and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make और lines.
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Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please टिप्पणी दे and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make और lines.
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This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite हार on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me मछली all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast आप need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and आप will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and आप will get a tail but आप do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also आप will get powers when आप do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on आप but the spell the got put on आप will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite हार on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me मछली all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast आप need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and आप will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and आप will get a tail but आप do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also आप will get powers when आप do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on आप but the spell the got put on आप will end in the mornings.