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posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around आप has an attitude problem
2.your adding चॉकलेट chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything आप say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive आप crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and आप just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to पंच someone without a reason
12.if आप start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if आप were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give आप 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so आप know*
posted by shiriny
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

और famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy रे cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz
posted by shiriny
-chocolate kills dogs! True, चॉकलेट affects a dog's दिल and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are और active sleeping than watching TV

-There are और chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...
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posted by BellaCullen96
After आप cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and आग trucks so आप get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what आप are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let आप in front of him/her, दिखाना your appreciation द्वारा letting the entire...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people अगला to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your फ्रेंड्स at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if आप throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....
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Ask everyone आप meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as आप can.
If आप see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to बत्तख, बतख under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as आप can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
posted by boomy678
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, या pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum और gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min या completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting और till आप reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
posted by Mallory101
1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage या compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens या stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...
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posted by MrsPattinsonXO
Okay, so I was sitting on the सोफ़ा, सोफे last night watching some rubbish टेलीविज़न दिखाना and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my इंद्रधनुष colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I प्यार आप soooooo much' and so I was like 'I प्यार आप more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting आप a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting आप one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten मिनटों later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
added by KateKicksAss
 I don't care who आप are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
Over the past few months, I’ve noticed that, when it comes to Britain, the majority of Fanpoppers know very little. As a result, I have decided to write a guide. आप can thank me later.

1.    Money

We use pounds (£). Pounds are basically dollars, but are coins instead of notes. Our coins are 1p,2p,5p,10p,20p and 50p. The ‘p’ stands for pence. There are 100 pennies to a pound. After the coins, we then have the £5,£10,£20 and £50 notes, although £50 notes are very rare.

2.    Schools

The first real stage of school in Britain is Primary school for...
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The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do आप think are greater,the advantages या disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?


^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
posted by bubblegumm16
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from आप mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes आप या hits आप *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to आप first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her फ्रेंड्स house *prank call her*

THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes आप *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets आप wear his clothing *he likes आप in his stuff*
7) If आप are tired of waiting for him to make the first हटाइए *make it yourself*
When creating a सूची of 100 ways to motivate yourself it struck that there were some commonalities inherent in a lot of the entries. Most of the items on the सूची consist of a physical या emotional state that आप don’t currently have but can make into a goal of some type that आप can then strive after. The motivation in this is two fold if आप keep in mind that the journey या striving is just as important as the goal या endpoint. If आप can periodically look at how far आप have come from where आप started then the distance left to the goal won’t matter as much because आप will have a sense...
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added by SheWolf11
Source: I DO NOT OWN THIS IMAGE
posted by mini17
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for...
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1. Because, let's face it, if आप are one of those Democrats that spews constant rubbish about how being environmentally friendly will cost too much, then you'll realise that आप didn't quite think it through... Where do आप think we get all the resources from to make money and और technology?

2. Because... Life isn't all about humans. There's a whole planet out there and Joe (common Joe) thinks about his stomach.

3. Sustainability. Being और sustainable, funnily enough, will actually give humans the chance to be able to use a relative amount of resources and not have to worry about them running...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front....
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Lefty requested this article. If आप haven't seen all of the फिल्में in question. I'll let it be known there's going to be spoilers. Most of the फिल्में I am going to be talking about are older however.

There's times despite enjoying the multitude of possibilities recreating the wheel can offer. I prefer people go back to basics या draw up another idea to better fit the project. या quite frankly copy the same idea.

Example: In Dark Phoenix: When the X-men were carrying out their mission.. why was it necessary to have cyclops use some sort of beam focuser (Or whatever it was) to stop the rocket...
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