1. We only cry infront of आप when we
a) want आप to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini स्कर्ट when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If आप ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't या feel like आप should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, या angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If आप think we like to hang out with आप every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have आप ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When आप ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we प्यार you... आप better believe it.
a) want आप to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini स्कर्ट when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If आप ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't या feel like आप should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, या angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If आप think we like to hang out with आप every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have आप ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When आप ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we प्यार you... आप better believe it.
1;run up the down escalator screamin I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
2;run around in circles screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3;sit on the तालिका, टेबल laughing hystariclly
4;say things that aren't words like goooagooa
5;when the तालिका, टेबल is set for3 clear your throat and say आप forgot mr.wiggles
6;dress in a chicken costume(if आप have one)to go to school
7;stand still and just scream at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs
8;when आप eat रात का खाना stare into अंतरिक्ष and when sombody talks act lik u dont hear them
9;play with your lips(move them around with your hands)
10;out of no where say MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
BTW ALL THIS WAS Y IDEA I MADE IT UP
2;run around in circles screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3;sit on the तालिका, टेबल laughing hystariclly
4;say things that aren't words like goooagooa
5;when the तालिका, टेबल is set for3 clear your throat and say आप forgot mr.wiggles
6;dress in a chicken costume(if आप have one)to go to school
7;stand still and just scream at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs
8;when आप eat रात का खाना stare into अंतरिक्ष and when sombody talks act lik u dont hear them
9;play with your lips(move them around with your hands)
10;out of no where say MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
BTW ALL THIS WAS Y IDEA I MADE IT UP
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Car Stereotypes
There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.
Audi
Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an घंटा down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't आप know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...
