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posted by shutyourface
don't worry this लेख is not about भेड़ या bananas it is about a और serious matter.

this is a वाद-विवाद and i want everyone पढ़ना this
लेखन a टिप्पणी दे about what आप think is write या wrong

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

या the chicken?

thats my वाद-विवाद and i want EVERYONE who's a प्रशंसक
of बिना सोचे समझे to write what they think is right

and become a प्रशंसक of me and become a प्रशंसक of my

and remember

what came first
the egg
या the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
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posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay घर from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...
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Chapter One- Dominence
    I growled at my opponent's blood soaked face. He was a brown wolf, his कोट tattared and split, giving him a look of insantity. He trotted in place, kicking up the mushy blood-mixed snow beneath his paws.
    His posture was dominent, legs hunched, spread apart evenly, his tail and head held high, but I could sence the fear in his green eyes.
    This was way to easy.
    My ear twitched, as if to remind me not to let my guard down. If this भेड़िया senced it, he could take me down. And I would...
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posted by Hot_n_cold
Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.

Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse प्यार each other very much...

My hand (noun) - A dolphin.

Lent (noun) - A सेकंड chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.

Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually लॉस्ट at puberty.

Mosquito (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting आप to slap yourself.

Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something आप कहा and fully meant.

Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that आप know और than आप actually do.

Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses सलाह to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she कहा that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned द्वारा a east coast resident, which was पोस्टेड on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank आप for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 सेकंड्स AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The अगला morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her लबादा, बागे and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
posted by RandomQueenOo
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Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in बिस्तर looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If आप die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What आप call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what आप call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope आप like them :)
केबिन for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I प्यार loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my नारंगी, ऑरेंज ब्लैकबेरी started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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FASHION designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana may stand trial for allegedly failing to pay taxes on और than $1 billion in income.

The pair — whose designs have been worn द्वारा the likes of Madonna, Justin Bieber, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Bosworth and Kylie Minogue among others — are accused of defrauding the Italian revenue agency and authorities say they failed to pay taxes on और than $1 billion in income.

The designing duo were indicted in November after being accused of setting up a holdings company in Luxembourg in order to evade high Italian taxes. Authorities have been investigating...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]

For kids under 4:

Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice या Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, आप will be on the Nice सूची forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, आप will be on the naughty सूची until आप send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.

For Kids 5-8:

Balloons go up to God[Or whoever आप believe in], the place where he decides if आप should stay with him या go down below.

For kids over 9:

Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.

i hope आप like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first लेख i put on here so plz टिप्पणी दे , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format

YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know आप amy not understand
but if आप can
please understand
I see आप underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would आप say? take this away
If i told आप how i feel, would it be real या is this all fake??

Chourus: your प्यार is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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