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1. Dial a बिना सोचे समझे number and confuse the person who जवाब द्वारा saying things like;
"Why did आप call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up बिना सोचे समझे statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a बिना सोचे समझे लेख like this.

4. At walmart या somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, या a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.

5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"

6. Text everyone आप know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"

7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your फ्रेंड्स as your sidekick या other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one आप deeply despise.

8. Flirt with perverts on the web. (Best times are around 9-11 am in my time, in the south eastern area of the united states, sorry I don't know time zones!)

9. (girls, या cross-dressers....) Blind fold your फ्रेंड्स and yourself and give each other blind makeovers. (results may vary)

10. (girls या पार करना, क्रॉस dressers..) First you'll need a half full/half empty या completely empty perfume या body mist bottle. Add smelly things and strange liquids while trying to maintain a believeable color and offer the original fragrance to either a friend as a joke या to an enemy.
1. Change the lyrics to a लोकप्रिय song to hilarious बिना सोचे समझे lyrics.

12. Find a poster of a celeb. आप hate या a picture of an enemy and use markers/cheap makeup to paint them into your point of view towards them.

13. Drive a riding lawnmower down the सड़क, स्ट्रीट casually.

14. Carry a सोफ़ा, सोफे down the सड़क, स्ट्रीट and see how long it takes until someone calls the police.

15. Try some of the कैन्डी in the medicine cabinet.

16. Tell everyone how much आप प्यार them, including strangers.

17. (aimed at guys) Undress and meet me in the back with the jack at the juke box ;) (jk)

18. Take your pants off and run around your neighborhood screaming "MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"

19. Chat with strangers on the internet! That seems to be what most of us do.

20. Try a stage slide in shorts.

21. Complain to बिना सोचे समझे strangers about a bruise on your buttox.

22. Give your mother a दिल attack and tell her your pregnant. (especially affective for guys but aimed at girls)

23. Shake up a soda can (while the hobos not looking) and politely offer the cold drink to a hobo seemingly obliviously.

24. Try to make your own soda. (ex. For नारंगी, ऑरेंज soda add नारंगी, ऑरेंज खाना coloring या नारंगी, ऑरेंज रस to sprite) Now offer your creation to someone.
25. (girls... या cross-dressers) Hang upside down from a पेड़ and give your friend a makeover.

26.Go streaking through town.

27. Go skinny dipping.

28. Write cuss words on the side walk with chalk in a neighborhood with small children.

29. Try playing baseball with tomatoes.

30. Go around town getting बिना सोचे समझे people to sign your t-shirt.

31. Have a free hug day.

32. Have a cake/pie fight.

33. Ask for band name suggestions at a gay bar.(I've done this before. Hilarious outcomes.) *

34. Play midnight subway गाड़ी game (run from subway गाड़ी to subway गाड़ी before the doors close.)

35. Throw a themed party (ex. football bros and cheerleading hoes)

36. Water gun drive by.

37. Have a picnic on a roof!
38. Flour Bombing- it's really cheap and easy...
Buy a load of cheap tissues and flour.
Open a tissue up and put about a handful of flour inside.
Then screw the चोटी, शीर्ष of the tissue up so that it is sealed, but not too tight.
Make as many of these as आप like and विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें them out evenly between your friends.
Find a large field या garden, put on some old clothes and go crazy throwing them at eachother (it's even better at night!)
Same rules apply as in paintballing!

39. Racing in shopping carts is major fun.

40. Push your friend in a baby stroller (let go) down the steepest पहाड़ी, हिल in your neighborhood (A 1st aid kit might come in handy.)

41.Take ketchup packets from McDonalds and leave them under car tires in a parking lot.

45. Do the same with eggs and rotten tomatoes.

46. Sit your younger brother/sister/cousin/something (If आप don't have these subsitutions may include a close friend who's good at being annoying) on a स्टूल, मल in आप front yard and try to auction them off.

47. Leave a hamburger on चोटी, शीर्ष of someone's car and wait in a car nearby and watch their reaction..

48. Tell some little kids your having an Easter Egg Hunt या something ( But don't hide anything!!) And watch as they look and look.

49.Jump Trucking (jump on the back of a truck/van and see where it takes you)
50. WalMart या Super Store Frogging(basically means आप plan to sneak a sleepover, they stay open for 24 hours so hide and wait til everyones gone)

51. T-P someone's house

52. Cow tipping!!

53. Wait until its dark and when a neighbor या family comes home. Hide in the bushes and as they walk by, spray them with something like silly string या washable spray paint.

54. Go खाना Sampling (like trick या treating, instead of door to door आप go store to store and collect बिना सोचे समझे खाना samples--the mall खाना court is a good place to start. At the end of the day, dump all your collectibles on a plate and have lunch/dinner together)

55. Mute Dialogue a Movie या a TV दिखाना (bring down the sound या mute it and make up what they're saying lol)

56. Night time Glow PaintBall shooting/Water Balloon Fighting (fill बंदूकों with glow in the dark paint या fill water balloons and make a game of it at night...Remember the और आप get hit the easier it is to find आप and target आप again. Play til आप run out)

57. Ride Railing of an escalator (run up a down escalator, run down an up escalator...Warning: the inexperienced WILL get hurt---or thrown out lol)

58. अगला time आप go eat fast खाना go thru the drive thru without a car and demand service!

59. Fast खाना Hopping. Grab Mcdonalds fries, Burger King Whoppers, Wendy's Frosty, Arby's मोत्ज़ारेला, मोज़ेरेला Sticks, KFC nuggets, Subway drink (or switch it around, then sit down outside a fancy restaurant and have a nice but cheap meal and do some people watching especially as they come out of the restaurant with empty wallets)
60. Do some karaoke with फ्रेंड्स या better yet go caroling hot hits door to door (if they complain say you're observing a religious holiday, it's even funnier to say after आप finished गाना Baby Got Back. Make sure to ask for any requests and try to beatbox even if you're terrible at it)

61. When the phone rings and its a sells call, say you're not buying but then try to sell them the competitors product.

62. Call a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा place. Tell them you're new and town and your neighbors asked आप to order पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा for a party but since you're new round here you're not really sure what this पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा thing is and ask them to explain it to you. When they say "Bread with meat and cheese on it." Ask them something like "What kind of bread? Like a sandwich? With meat? Well, what kind of meat? Couldn't I just put some turkey & cheese on a sandwich?" For best outcomes, call a place where it is against the rules for an employee to hang up on a customer who calls. (In my town there's a place called "Hungry Howie's where these rules apply. My brother's friend is expert at this kind of stuff and did this --He made the call last almost an hour!

62. Eat something that is bad for you, then bathe in pepto-bismal.

63. Tie yourself to the back of a car then jump off while its moving and have someone videotape आप getting extremely bad road-rash at the speeds of 50 to 70mph...

64. Run around town and lick every shops window .

65. Bring a wireless microphone into town and sing beside someone playing a गिटार etc.

66. Sit on your roof and throw water baloons at pedestrians.

67. Follow बिना सोचे समझे people around and pretend आप know them द्वारा trying to make conversation.

68. Run around in your underwear with a wand and a harry potter outfit and yell spells at people.
69. Go to Wal-Mart and when the announcer comes on Say this Its those voices again!!! Scream that in an isle!!

70. Go into a बिना सोचे समझे store with a lot of people and screamI WON THE LOTTERY!!!

71.When आप are in class lightly bob your head to a light tune and then think of a really heavy metal tune and just whip out the air गिटार and everything! Thrash your head around too!!!

72. Get whipped cream in a bottle and spray randoms!!

73. Have a hugging contest!

74. Try on old people clothes clothes at the mall and अपलोड them onto your fanpop/myspace/facebook या another account!

75. Knock and run on peoples houses(teaches, mates, old people)

76. Put मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन on the handle of बिना सोचे समझे cars

77. follow a बिना सोचे समझे car घर to mess with them

78. fast खाना football (have someone run through and grab your bag of खाना as the people are handing it to you;; आप get another bag of खाना free)

79. dress up as the oppostie sex and go into public.

80. hide behind things at the mall and throw eggs/water balloons at people walking द्वारा

81. Get a whole basket of food, wait till its all checked out, and say आप forgot your wallet

82. drive through the mcdonalds drive-thru backwards

83. Get kicked out of wal-mart84. Rent golfcarts and race your फ्रेंड्स on them

85. Honk going through a neighborhood early in the morning या late at night and wake people up.

86. दिखाना up at the wrong house, pretend its your फ्रेंड्स house (that you've never been to) and just go right in and pretend everythings normal.

87. Rearrange your entire house before your parents come घर

88.get a bald cap, go to school and pretend like आप shaved your head.

89. Walk in public with your pants off casually

90. Climb a पेड़ and drop eggs on cars.

91. Mess with the scale at a doctor's office so everyone thinks they're really fat.


93. Video yourself doing a silly dance to a song then watch it after and laugh.

94. Text every contact saying your pregnant/getting married/diagnosed with autism/etc.

95. Black mail your teacher.

96.Pile up all your stuffed toys in the middle of a room then jump in them.

97. Open your window and yell out of it, "You'll never take me alive coppers!"

98. Type in 'Things to do when you're bored' on youtube.
99. On the computer, make a fake advertisement for a Gardener and put it out in the porch. Later, find out if your parents think it is real!

100. Put a sign up outside your house saying 'Brother/siter for sale'

101. Draw a banana.

102. Slap yourself until आप get hurt.

103. Pretend to look around your room as if it has just turned into Narnia.

104. try to balance as many spoons on your face as आप can.

105. Pretend आप are running away from yourself.

106. Try to break a CD (one that आप don't use anymore).

107. Make a mixture of all the liquids in your bathroom then put it in a bottle and name it (your name)'s secret bath lotion.

108. Post a video onto यूट्यूब of आप doing the most बिना सोचे समझे things ever.

109. Walk around your room without walking on the floor.

110. Make a sale of the most बिना सोचे समझे things ever outside your house.

111. सूची all the swear words आप know and mail the note to a बिना सोचे समझे adress.

112. Make up a video called,''What to do when you're bored
113.You grab a stuff animal(has to be small) and आप run up and the side walk yelling pussy come back. आप get some crazy looks and its really funny.

114. Go do something that would make the world a little bit better- Protest for chickens who like to पार करना, क्रॉस the road's questioned authorities.

115. Sit on your roof with your friends, and if someone gives आप a weird look from the street, yell "We are waiting to board the mothership!"
116. Play Sweet & खट्टा with some friends. Stand on a सड़क, स्ट्रीट corner and wave at every car that passes. If they wave back या smile, yell "Sweet." If they ignore आप या give आप a dirty look, yell "SOUR!" and chase them as long as आप would like.

117. Go to Wal-Mart and just sit in the middle of an isle with your friends. See how long it takes for someone to make आप move.

118. Go to a store like target and play phone tag (if आप have a picture cell phone) --- like walk through the store and the game is to try to get pics of your फ्रेंड्स w/o them seeing आप and w/o them taking pictures of you!

119. Go teepeeing go through a drive thru and order बिना सोचे समझे **** and mess with the pe

120. Stay a couple nights in a hotle with about 20 people in the same room (got kicked out.

121. Go to a store and pretend your blind.

123. Dress up like Santa & go to walmart & wish people a merry Christmas! (no matter if it's क्रिस्मस या not!)

124. Run really fast and slide on a carpet then count how many rug burns आप get
125. Find a number आप like (preferably 47) and become obsessed with it.
Don’t worry; I’ve listed some interesting examples of ‘obsessive behaviour’ to start आप off:
Buy all the t-shirts and items of clothing आप can with that number on it, or, if that fails, go to a t-shirt printers and get some made. If आप prefer, there is always the option of buying an age badge of your number from any good card/gift shop. If they have sold out of your number, make your badge out of paper plates and कॉकटेल sticks.
Every time आप spot your number (whether on your own या in public) point to it and scream “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” as loud as आप can.
When आप go out nightclubbing, steal a girl friend’s eyeliner pencil and draw that number on your forehead. (Don’t use your own pencil, if आप have one – such extensive use will shorten the life of आप eye-liner for sure.) People may stare at आप – don’t be alarmed if this happens. They are simply amazed द्वारा how cool आप look.
Get the DJs of any pubs आप visit (don’t bother with club DJs – they won’t take आप seriously) to announce your preferred number over the PA system as often as आप can. Don’t be disheartened if continuous harassment of the DJ gets आप thrown out of your local – remember the power of your number, and have faith that the pub landlord will come round eventually.
Make an occasion of Halloween. Get a pumpkin, carve out the shape of your sacred number, and take it with आप when आप go out. Remember, आप can’t throw away the carved out कद्दू number! Best keep it in your freezer for all eternity so it’s always there to protect आप from evil.
Sometimes a nonsensical word, for instance ‘Toyspens’, can be used in conjunction with your chosen number for added effect. However, be very careful when deciding on your word या आप may end up accidentally summoning the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse again.
If someone asks आप “Why??” laugh hysterically and then ignore them for a few days. They’ll soon realise their mistake.

126. Get a group of फ्रेंड्स and climb into the window in a store and pretend to be manicans द्वारा standing as still as possible and posing. See how many people आप can fool.

127. Hang out on someone's roof and talk.

128. CLIFF JUMPING! आप ALWAYS WALK AWAY WITH A CUT या SOMETHING! ITS A GREAT TIME BRING A VIDEO CAMERA129. Throw on some Mexican wrestling masks and sit in the trees drinking scotch...and scare the hell out of early morning joggers.

130. well, आप know those people who get their deer heads mounted? Anyway, take it & ride around in the car with it. Occasionally stick it's head out the window sometimes.

131. Go around during an election season collecting the signs for one candidate and making note of what house we took it from, then go and switch those signs with people who were promoting the other candidate.

132. Try slamming a revolving door.
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posted by nmdis
IceCold
She fell in प्यार with a dope boy
Black diamonds on the neck of that dope boy
Big body Benz for that dope boy
Love every tattoo on that dope boy
She sheds tears for that dope boy
Shit, it is what it is for that dope boy
Handle minor biz for that dope boy
But the reward is major, so on and so forth
She can tell आप द्वारा the Greyhound
She can दिखाना आप how to stay down
I can tell आप 'bout to break down
VS1's all in my कुतिया, मतलबी watch face now
Straight G's for your low esteem
A.P's for the whole team
As I run away from my obituary
Walking in the shit that'll get आप buried
Miami's mine like I'm Pat Riley
Baselines...
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posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do आप speak in silence?
Why do आप sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what आप have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. और than machinery, we need humanity. और than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...
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(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John कहा walking in with a bowl of पॉपकॉर्न he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some पॉपकॉर्न away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee तालिका, टेबल in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can आप change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, आप little boy” I कहा ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade,...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to आप as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If आप are the phone company, I already sent the money. If आप are my parents, please send money. If आप are my financial aid institution, आप didn't lend me enough money. If आप are my friends, आप owe me money. If आप are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by haliethefangirl
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did आप hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from आप cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for और

Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go गूगल It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little ढंढोरची, ढोलकिया Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...
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posted by mandali
A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything आप may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope आप like it, I've पोस्टेड it in my blog too :) - link
posted by Animetama
Here are some tips on getting a shy या quiet girl, please read closley but try not to over read it.

1: Make her laugh, she loves to laugh and have a good time.

2: Don't force her to open up right away, get to know her, आप may be surprized (in a good way).

3: Smile, she wants to know if you're happy too. But don't fake a smile.

4: Don't be too silly, या too serious, as कहा before, she wants to have a good time.

5: if she rejects your offers, then it means she may not be intrerested in you.

6: Hang out with her, if your still in school, then that's a good oppertunity to every once in awhile hang...
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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting तस्वीरें captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated द्वारा the smoke या get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, आप rant so much about how आप have a hard time making choices. Whether आप should work on your assignment या go out with your friends. Whether आप should तारीख, दिनांक this guy या that guy. Whether आप should break up with your boyfriend या not. Whether आप should wear the गुलाबी ब्लाउज या the baby blue one.



Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely प्यार my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place आप can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do आप think आप are messing with? Don't आप know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam...
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I was scrolling across deviantART, and came across this HIGHLY shocking news that everyone needs to know about right now!

We all know about copyright infringement and the numerous laws preventing us from using copyrighted material. Some sites and companies take these things very seriously if आप do not have permission from कहा company. But there are sites and companies that's only ask that आप give credit where credit is due. Thankfully like DA.

Now, over the past few days I have just been strolling thru the Internet, visiting some of my fav sites to chill on, and every site has been posting...
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posted by तमार 20
Enemies and haters can be annoying and their टिप्पणियाँ and insults can upset you. Learn how to deal with it...

1)If आप don’t know why they hate you, ask them calmly and nicely. If they are nasty to आप या start swearing या being violent, walk away and don’t bother trying to talk to them again until they have calmed down या until they talk to आप nicely. Some people can be दिया सेकंड chances to realize that आप aren’t really a bad person and they have nothing to hate आप for. But some people just won’t like आप in life, so don’t waste your time fretting about why they don’t like...
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Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the दिखाना is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If आप look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Hog", या perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making आप upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way आप are, या they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, या don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying आप for "no reason", it's because they like you, या is jealous of you, या it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give आप a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if आप can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your दिन been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written द्वारा a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever आप do, don't just दिखाना up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and आप will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to किस in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope आप enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and आप failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail आप out of jail, a best friend will be sitting अगला to आप saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the किनारा, शोर like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made आप smile
8:Clear as a घंटी, बेल my nody कहा "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the टाइटैनिक first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character या the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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