Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if आप think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)
1. A नींबू is lying on the चोटी, शीर्ष step, and आप are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. सेकंड्स later आप land on your ass, and अगला आप are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A नींबू is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the नींबू that was created द्वारा your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the नींबू into her concoction. अगला few days आप suffer from unhappy stomach pains and आप are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of फल is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, आप wouldn't believe, but आप SWORE आप saw a shadow of a नींबू outside of your room, right where the knives would be. आप go to investigate...and there is a चाकू अगला to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but आप can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when आप go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the नींबू आप have at घर that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that नींबू either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the नींबू away from your face when आप open it. They like to be extremely खट्टा that आप are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at आप for doing the deed. Now आप know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
1. A नींबू is lying on the चोटी, शीर्ष step, and आप are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. सेकंड्स later आप land on your ass, and अगला आप are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A नींबू is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the नींबू that was created द्वारा your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the नींबू into her concoction. अगला few days आप suffer from unhappy stomach pains and आप are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of फल is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, आप wouldn't believe, but आप SWORE आप saw a shadow of a नींबू outside of your room, right where the knives would be. आप go to investigate...and there is a चाकू अगला to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but आप can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when आप go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the नींबू आप have at घर that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that नींबू either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the नींबू away from your face when आप open it. They like to be extremely खट्टा that आप are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at आप for doing the deed. Now आप know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
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Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if आप ever, one दिन decide to call me that. If आप think I'm insane, run away, because आप are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too आप a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. आप think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
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