1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys प्यार flirts.
3. A guy can like आप for a minute, and then forget आप afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are आप doing something?" या "Have आप eaten already?" are the first usual सवालों a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when आप talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell आप many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell आप many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When आप touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what आप are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" या makes any excuses when you're asking him to do आप a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like आप and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. आप have to tell a guy what आप really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys प्यार their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get आप a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. आप can never understand him unless आप listen to him.
29. If a guy tells आप he loves आप once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before आप believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with आप may end up being admired द्वारा your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells आप about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. आप don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes आप is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep आप off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys प्यार girls with brains और than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years या more.
51. आप have to tell a guy what आप really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in प्यार and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot और than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are बाघों in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks आप to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut या silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as प्यार at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who पंच harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys प्यार girls who can cook या bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has और problems than आप can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do और repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are और talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still प्यार them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked या pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all द्वारा his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of आप या he's criticizing you.
87. When आप catch him cheating on आप and he asks for a सेकंड chance, give it to him. But when आप catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets आप go, he really loves you.
89. If आप have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at आप and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves आप और than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance पुस्तकें that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. आप can tell if a guy is really hurt या in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks आप for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters आप and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. आप can truly say that a guy has good intentions if आप see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for सलाह not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys प्यार आप और than आप प्यार them if they are serious in your relationships.
2. Guys प्यार flirts.
3. A guy can like आप for a minute, and then forget आप afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are आप doing something?" या "Have आप eaten already?" are the first usual सवालों a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when आप talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell आप many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell आप many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When आप touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what आप are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" या makes any excuses when you're asking him to do आप a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like आप and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. आप have to tell a guy what आप really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys प्यार their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get आप a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. आप can never understand him unless आप listen to him.
29. If a guy tells आप he loves आप once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before आप believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with आप may end up being admired द्वारा your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells आप about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. आप don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes आप is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep आप off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys प्यार girls with brains और than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years या more.
51. आप have to tell a guy what आप really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in प्यार and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot और than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are बाघों in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks आप to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut या silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as प्यार at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who पंच harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys प्यार girls who can cook या bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has और problems than आप can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do और repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are और talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still प्यार them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked या pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all द्वारा his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of आप या he's criticizing you.
87. When आप catch him cheating on आप and he asks for a सेकंड chance, give it to him. But when आप catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets आप go, he really loves you.
89. If आप have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at आप and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves आप और than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance पुस्तकें that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. आप can tell if a guy is really hurt या in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks आप for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters आप and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. आप can truly say that a guy has good intentions if आप see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for सलाह not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys प्यार आप और than आप प्यार them if they are serious in your relationships.
Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh अजवायन के फूल of Brumble haz cume.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh अजवायन के फूल of Brumble haz cume.
