बिना सोचे समझे Club
शामिल होइए
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the फ्रोज़न खाना doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps आप out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around क्रिस्मस time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if आप can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart. Have them push आप around while आप yell "ye-haw!"
Buy chrome hubcaps and put them on in the parking lot
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Constantly wink at a person आप don't know. Follow them around and blow kisses to them.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
Do all of these above without getting thrown out! Contributed
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a खाना court, buy a soft drink; explain that आप don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
Dress as a Jedi and randomly tell other shoppers in you're best Yoda voice,"May the force be with you".
Everytime आप walk out the door (or try waiting द्वारा the door for others to walk out), make a dinging noise then say mechanically "We're sorry. आप have activated the Wal Mart inventory control service. Please step back and a Wal Mart associate will help you. Thank you."
Fill your shopping गाड़ी with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around smiling at people.
Find a parent with her kid in the shopping cart. Point at the kid and ask the parent, "What aisle are they selling these on?"
Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
Gather a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them into neighboring aisles.
Get 20 people together and play hide-n-go-seek.
Get a dish towel and bucket and sit on the floor गाना "It's a hard knock life for us!"
Get a friend, put on as many लेखाए of clothing आप can find and start sumo wrestling (use diapers if possible) .
Get a group of फ्रेंड्स together and take lawn chairs from the display then rewind the movie playing on the display TV in electronics, sit down and watch the entire thing.
Get one of those fake कुत्ता that barks/sings, place it on the ground in front of a group of people and press the button to make it sing/bark. Then proceed to bark and growl like आप are going to attack it
Go into the dressing room and yell real loud... “Hey, we’re out of toilet paper in here!”
Go to the express lane and get an item, and say "wait, I forgot something, and keep doing that until आप have like 50, check out, then say "thanks, I forgot how much this costs," and walk away.
Go to the video game section and play one of the games for a मिनट the throw down the controller and start to bang on the display case when an attendant asks u what u are doing tell him your trying to change the game.
Go up to a guy and start crying saying I finally found आप mommy! And see what he does!
Go up to someone and start taking items from their basket and put them into yours.
Go up to the clerk and say code Red! and see what they do! (I know it will work I did it.)
Grab handfulls of super bounce balls and go wild.
have a couple of फ्रेंड्स go with आप and dress up as power rangers. Battle the invisible enemy and tell shoppers to stand back.
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “Pick me! Pick me!!”
hide in the toy section, when someone comes close jump out at them throw a ball and yell "Pikachu I choose you!"
Hold indoor shopping गाड़ी races.
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
Joust with the electronic assist carts and wrapping paper (they usually won't throw आप out)
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet खाना aisle, etc.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while आप pick your nose.
Make a trail of नारंगी, ऑरेंज रस on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.
Make farting noises as आप walk द्वारा someone.
Make the entire auto department smell द्वारा sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do आप have any Shnerples here?"
हटाइए "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
Page yourself and then after the employee says your name, say...“Oh that's me, I've got to go. Thank you.”
Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
Play "Marco Polo."
Play blind chicken with 12 फ्रेंड्स putting a blind fold on one and them having that person trying to find आप .
Play सॉकर with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
Play with the automatic doors.
Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
Pour bubble bath into the fountains in the garden section.
Put M&M's on layaway.
Put बिना सोचे समझे items in the shopping carts of others while they aren't looking.
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
"Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
Re-dress the mannequins as आप see fit.
Relax in the patio furniture until आप get kicked out.
Repeat whatever the store clerk tells you.
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
roll cans of सूप down the aisles.
run around the store yelling I'm a princess while holding a toy wand.
Run around yelling for your pet भगाना, फेर्रेट "Stinky". check out all the funny looks आप get!
Run up to a complete stranger and say "You're it!"
Run up to a new employee in the pet aisle and point to an invisible cash register and say "Hey you! That cash register over there, well um, I think it's magic! It made my little sister (or brother if आप have one) disappear!" Wait and see what they say and the expression on their face.
Sample all the fragrances in the perfume department.
Say things like, "Would आप be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten मिनट intervals throughout the day.
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
Set up a battle of laser tag .
Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from बिस्तर and Bath.
set up like ten pineapples in the shape of bowling pins and start bowling with a coconut.
Shoot the bungee tops at customers.
Start Humming the Teenage Mutant Ninja कछुआ, कछुए Theme song. Whenever someone looks at an item near आप scream "TUTLE POWER" and run away as fast as आप can.
Strategically scatter those novelty dog poops throughout the store and wait for some to announce "cleanup on aisle ..." then yell "BAD FLUFFY!"
Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restroom.
Take a snickers bar, go in the bathroom and smoosh the snickers bar in your hand and reach over to the अगला stall and say "uh do आप have some toilet paper over there?"
Take all of the free AOL cd's on the end of the check out counter Contributed द्वारा Keith
Take bets on the battle described above.
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Take up an entire aisle in Toys द्वारा setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
Test the fishing rods and see what आप can "catch" from the other aisles.
Throw as many shoes as possible onto the floor in as little time as आप can.
TP as much of the store as possible.
Try to fly on a broom. If anyone asks what आप are doing tell them in a very annoyed voice, "the brooms don't work!"
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
Unload then entire bin of giant bouncy balls, get in the bin, have a friend put all the balls back on चोटी, शीर्ष of you. When someone walks द्वारा jump outta the balls causing them to fly everywhere.
Walk about 10 centimeters in front of a moving shopping गाड़ी and yell "Its gonna get me!"
walk around in rubber boots , a rain coat, and an umbrella on bright sunny day!
Walk through the store pushing a गाड़ी that is upside-down.
Walk up and down yelling mommy , mommy then keep saying out loud have आप seen my mommy I'm लॉस्ट and I cant find her.
Walk up to a person and say I'm the FBI and I heard that आप have been shopelifting and we need to check you.
Walk up to an employee and ask where the laxatives are, changing your voice as if आप really need it.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen आप in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
Walk up to the automatic doors and walk back and forth through them and each time u go though look up at the sensor and yell "how does it work या ITS MAGIC!"
When a woman with children walks near आप in the toy aisle, throw yourself on the floor, screaming "mommy, I want that toy"
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
When someone asks if आप need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't आप people just leave me alone?"
when someone steps away from their गाड़ी to look at something quickly make off with it without saying a word.
When someone steps away from their गाड़ी to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
when the speaker/pager deal comes on start mimicking them.
When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
When two या three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
While handling बंदूकों in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
While playing a video game in the Electronics, skip side-by-side, wiggle your butt, and hum to the music. Contributed द्वारा MOOSE!!!!
While walking alone pretend आप are have a serious conversation with someone.
While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crud, anyway?"
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get आप something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If आप don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life कहा Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



(written...
continue reading...
WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to शामिल होइए their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged द्वारा you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before आप Family Guy प्रशंसकों start to flame me, Meg is my प्रिय character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the दिखाना puts her...
continue reading...
added by BlondLionEzel
Source: गूगल
Hey,There! I’m sini12 (sini). I’m here to inform आप about Injustice done द्वारा फैन्पॉप to innocent users! :/
_____________________________________


I’m asking Why?? Whats the reason of it!? Last week! My Friend (mr-cullen) got suspended! & आप will laugh if आप people will listen the reason of his suspension! He got suspended because me(sini12) and he(mr-cullen) were using same आइकनों from last weeks! I know,its crazy! But it that any crime? Is it written in any ‘Rule book of Fanpop’ that Two peoples cannot use same icons? They think that mr-cullen & sini12 are accounts of Same person!...
continue reading...
WARNING YAOI! A cute Papa to किस in the Dark moment. (I don't own anything.)
video
बिना सोचे समझे
weird
crazy
याओइ
moment
gay
ऐनीमे
scene
added by Gretulee
added by simpleplan
added by EranDarki
Source: Eran Darki
added by PoddoChan
Source: DeviantARt.com
added by wakana