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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a वृत्त that had its two sides gently compressed द्वारा a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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41 Corny नितंब, गधा jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my सूची of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let आप know now i got alot of these from the यूट्यूब channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything या eating anything आप might spit it या something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the झाड़ू late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the खाड़ी, बे they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF आप DON'T PASS THIS ON आप DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All दिन long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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Why नारूटो is the best ऐनीमे ever!!!!

posted by Crazy_NarutoKid

1.The Characters are awesome

2.It can make आप laugh so hard

3.It can make आप cry like a baby

4.The fight scenes are epic

5.Theres blood

6.They swear

7.The storyline is really good

8.Theres Ninjas'!!

9.They have Sasuke(cool)

10.The weapons they use are so coool

11.The villians are so evil.

12.It makes आप wish आप lived in the नारूटो world.

13.They have great opening and ending songs.

14.It makes आप think about it all the time

15.It teaches आप नारूटो history

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My Review of The Greatest Showman

posted by KataraLover

THIS IS A REPOST OF AN लेख THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full लेख review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...

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Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 2-IT'S ABOUT TIME.

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take टिप्पणियाँ asking सवालों from the last episode and answer them in the अगला article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope आप enjoy our सेकंड episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...

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Enrique Iglesias Tonight I'm Lovin आप Lyrics

posted by selenagomezfan7

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS

"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know आप want me
I made it obvious that I want आप too
So put it on me
Let's remove the अंतरिक्ष between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that आप move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what आप wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that आप do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh आप know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh आप know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh आप know
That tonight...

The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe आप can दिखाना me how to love
Maybe

I'm goin' through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch
Baby

I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded द्वारा the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm running outta time
'Cause i can see the sun light up the sky
So i hit the road in overdrive
Baby

O-o-o-o-oh...

Let Me Tell आप About This Product

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell आप about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed द्वारा many बिना सोचे समझे ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products या apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined द्वारा an idiot that पोस्टेड a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would आप do something like that?

---...

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Another way of doing a Helluva Boss review..

posted by Canada24

Cody Leach

Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..

THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's और serious scenes..
* The shows संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर qulity. आप can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* आप can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...

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A सूची of Sites आप Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that आप probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add और to the सूची when I find और sites I think आप should probably avoid. So if anyone sends आप लिंक्स to the following sites, आप have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad द्वारा the name of the यू. आर्. एल but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS आप ARE A SICKO I ADVISE आप NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - चोटी, शीर्ष 20 सूची

posted by spunkyonyx

1. एंजल Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying या you'll get some action faster than a pit सांड, बैल on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all आप want even if she is the kind who will out chug आप in बीयर, बियर and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names आप never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth या Dare सवालों Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth या dare Questions

Truth या dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth या dare questions, which will help आप to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream आप have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality या feature आप would like to change about yourself?

Do आप have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend या boyfriend's friend?

Do आप think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys प्यार flirts.
3. A guy can like आप for a minute, and then forget आप afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are आप doing something?" या "Have आप eaten already?" are the first usual सवालों a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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100 Reasons why आप प्यार her

posted by मिलोरोक्स18

1. I प्यार the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I प्यार the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I प्यार the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I प्यार the way आप look at me.

5. I प्यार how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I प्यार the way I can’t imagine a दिन without आप in my life.

7. I प्यार the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I प्यार the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I प्यार the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I प्यार how I know you’ll always be there when I need आप to be.

11....

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - चोटी, शीर्ष 20 सूची

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, या to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get आप in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly द्वारा giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the अगला family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - आप may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin टोपी and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits

गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter

गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down

गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If आप have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your फ्रेंड्स come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary फ्रेंड्स that आप ask their opinion of everything.

7. After आप have your bath, लपेटें a bath towel around आप and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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My चोटी, शीर्ष 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a सूची like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this सूची with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please टिप्पणी दे but be polite. Also, always टिप्पणी दे because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers आप know.
12.Strangers आप don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to मिटाइए above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...