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18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. आप are going to fail the class completely no matter what आप get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read सवालों aloud, वाद-विवाद your जवाब with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure आप can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five मिनटों into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

5) On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this सवाल on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

6) Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

7) Fifteen मिनटों into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say आप लॉस्ट the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

8) Do the entire exam in another language. If आप don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

9) Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, हटाइए to another seat, continue with the exam.

10) Turn in the eam approximately 30 मिनटों into it. As आप walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

11) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks आप why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

12) Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag आप away.

13) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.

14) From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for आप to stop. When they finally get आप to leave one way या another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

15) One word: Wrestlemania.

16) Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

17) Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc . . . sent to आप every few मिनटों throughout the exam.

18) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If आप are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the secion on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told आप so.".
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Note: फ्रोज़न is owned द्वारा Disney, not me. I hope that आप have fun पढ़ना and feel free to comment.

Princess Anna and क्वीन Elsa were relaxing in the living room of the kingdom. Anna asked "Do आप miss swimming?"

Elsa कहा "Well I guess I do."

Anna कहा "Well my related friend I have a answer to your problem."

Elsa कहा "Problem?"

Anna कहा "Yes. We haven't swam in months, but don't worry. I found a private lake near the kingdom that'll be perfect for us."

Elsa कहा "Are sure it's a private lake? I don't wanna share a lake with like 50 people."

Anna कहा "Don't worry. I've been to this lake...
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About a महीना ago, I wrote an लेख where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with फ्रोज़न and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a प्रशंसक of Frozen. However, लेखन all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 या 15. But the reason I कहा I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write...
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i just copied and pasted it! :P
more than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS आप CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send आप a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long आप can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, या try to beat your own personal...
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Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a दिन off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...
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They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
More frightening than Hooky,
They'll scare your jinkies out,
They're horror dispensers,
Their spookies just get denser,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll make आप wave and pout,

So here is the graveyard, it's the monsters' world apart,
Their spooky home,
That has some bones,
October's work of art,

The decs are almost ready,
So hurry up from Freddy,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll do their part,

They're stiffy, they're bony,
A pair of Skele-tonies,
Count Dracula's not lonely,
'Cause he sucks the people's blood,
A werewolf and...
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So for a long while now I've been into travel and wanderlust. For even longer, I have been obsessed with fictional characters. One दिन I got to thinking about where my प्रिय might go if they lived in our world/time period.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

For Regina I had a few thoughts. I think that she'd go somewhere romantic like France या Italy या possibly even Spain. In the end she strikes me as और of an Italy type of woman. I feel like France would be too softly romantic for her if that makes sense. Personally I associate Italy with a और passionately romantic vibe. I can see her...
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Sidney Nebraska. 60 miles east of Cheyenne Wyoming.

Just south of Interstate 80 was an airport. A small passenger plane with two propellers landed on the runway, and headed for the hangar.

Mark: *Watching the plane* He's here. Let's bring the truck to him.
Pilot: *Opens a door, and grabs a टोकरा from one of the seats*
Mark: *Driving a Silverado, he stops अगला to the plane*
Pilot: Mr. Ason. You're early.
Mark: I just wanted to help आप unload the goods myself.
Pilot: Very kind of you. I got three और crates. This one has the important stuff I mentioned over the phone.

A man in a black suit opened the...
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Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm लेखन this लेख in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the चोटी, शीर्ष 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which...
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This world definitely need a single global currency.I hope BTC would become a global currency in the near future.So far,BTC is just a cryptocurrency used only on .onion sites yet someday it just might become the new official global/UN electronic currency.
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