Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have आप begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have आप crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do आप feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes आप freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to आप too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the क्रिस्मस gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told Sam."Cool!"Sam कहा as they went in her bedroom."Look!A backscratching machine!A TON OF CD!"
Chloe said."OH!Look!A डॉल्फिन necklace!!!!My mom would प्यार this!!!!"Sam said."Oh!Sorry Sam,but...A thousand of orders of those are online!My mom saw,she is a teacher."Chloe said."I don't care!I'm gonna get that हार even if it killed me!"Sam said."Well good luck!"Chloe said."Just imagine,My mom opening the box,seeing the necklace,Her face!"Sam said."Wow!You're really into this!"Chloe said
"And one day!I'll have आप begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have आप crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do आप feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes आप freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to आप too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the क्रिस्मस gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told Sam."Cool!"Sam कहा as they went in her bedroom."Look!A backscratching machine!A TON OF CD!"
Chloe said."OH!Look!A डॉल्फिन necklace!!!!My mom would प्यार this!!!!"Sam said."Oh!Sorry Sam,but...A thousand of orders of those are online!My mom saw,she is a teacher."Chloe said."I don't care!I'm gonna get that हार even if it killed me!"Sam said."Well good luck!"Chloe said."Just imagine,My mom opening the box,seeing the necklace,Her face!"Sam said."Wow!You're really into this!"Chloe said
This is a My Little टट्टू प्रशंसक fiction. If आप don't like talking घोड़े that come in different colors, please run for your life.
At a classic car दिखाना in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting द्वारा his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting द्वारा his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, या आप will be killed द्वारा a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
At a classic car दिखाना in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting द्वारा his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting द्वारा his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, या आप will be killed द्वारा a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool शार्क movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST गूसबम्प्स EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion या something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool शार्क movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST गूसबम्प्स EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion या something.. That face image fucked me up..
DEMENTED POEMS
गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits
गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter
गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down
गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits
गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter
गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down
गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
