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Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have आप begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have आप crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do आप feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes आप freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to आप too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the क्रिस्मस gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told Sam."Cool!"Sam कहा as they went in her bedroom."Look!A backscratching machine!A TON OF CD!"
Chloe said."OH!Look!A डॉल्फिन necklace!!!!My mom would प्यार this!!!!"Sam said."Oh!Sorry Sam,but...A thousand of orders of those are online!My mom saw,she is a teacher."Chloe said."I don't care!I'm gonna get that हार even if it killed me!"Sam said."Well good luck!"Chloe said."Just imagine,My mom opening the box,seeing the necklace,Her face!"Sam said."Wow!You're really into this!"Chloe said
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posted by penguin7710
User: I'm a unicorn.


Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a dragon.


User: So you're a girl?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Cool. So am I.


Cleverbot: And what do आप play?

User: Unicorn games.

Cleverbot: Like twilight sparkle?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do आप know israel?

User: Do आप like singing.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: We should sing.

Cleverbot: Ok, where?

User: F is for फ्रेंड्स who do stuff together.

Cleverbot: B is for basket to put stuff in.

User: A is for apes to kill rapist.

Cleverbot: Apples.

User: Bannanas.

Cleverbot: सेब not bananas.

User: Carrots.

Cleverbot: Pineaples.

User: For a robot आप don't know how to spell.

Cleverbot:...
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1.SpongeBob SqaurePants
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!

NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
posted by koolamelia
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If आप have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal द्वारा conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what आप think."

7. Claim that आप must always wear a bicycle हेलमेट as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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1.where आप keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid या nawt!!
3.Who आप talk 2 on the phone
4.THat आप are super jelous या other girls (or boys)
5.That आप hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up आप will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That आप have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart आप are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
posted by j-bfan7
Edward pulled two tickets out of his कोट pocket with an unusually questionable grin on his face. I hadn’t seen this expression before. His eyes were bigger than normal, and black. I could see that he needed to hunt. His head tilted slightly downwards, and while one side of his lips curled up, somehow the other side seemed to curl down. Edward looked as though he didn’t know if he wanted to smile, या frown.

“Are those plane tickets?” It sounded और eager out loud than it did in my head.

Edward shifted his dark gaze down at the two tickets he held between his long, porcelain-like fingers,...
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1. Cause it felt like it.

2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????

3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup

4. it wanted some chiken soup.

5. it needed 2 get to the other side

6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r प्रशंसकों of him u no)

7. on the other side of the road was a KFC

8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road

9. he had reasons 2

10. he was lost

11. he wanted to make this joke

12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.

P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
posted by yoshifan1976
Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new फ्रेंड्स and they lived happily ever after.
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the चोटी, शीर्ष of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long दिन of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill कहा to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task द्वारा concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped गाना and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"