What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The अगला time आप and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a मतदान to see which of आप successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with आप - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever आप have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If आप were really looking for an honest answer, आप wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The अगला time आप make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused द्वारा rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do आप and your फ्रेंड्स keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if आप look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' प्रिय outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If आप must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then आप never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know आप can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises या promotions were gained द्वारा arm wrestling the boss.
If आप don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The अगला time आप and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a मतदान to see which of आप successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with आप - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever आप have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If आप were really looking for an honest answer, आप wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The अगला time आप make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused द्वारा rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do आप and your फ्रेंड्स keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if आप look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' प्रिय outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If आप must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then आप never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know आप can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises या promotions were gained द्वारा arm wrestling the boss.
If आप don't read this, someone else wil
my friend sent me this text message a while पूर्व and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask आप somethingand i want आप to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how आप feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want आप to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi या Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask आप somethingand i want आप to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how आप feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want आप to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi या Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? आप know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let आप go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are आप enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling आप how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? आप know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let आप go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are आप enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling आप how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End