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1. Go outside, and if आप see someone, take the बिना सोचे समझे person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic चुंबन scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger सीट of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why कुत्ता only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to गाना in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the घास on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told आप that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of सूप with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope आप don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around आप that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns आप into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, या window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that आप can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because आप want them to open, because it's so hot outside and आप need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell आप that these are in no way ethical, या moral and performing the listed actions दिखाना a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
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 Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
आप better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling आप why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty या nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees आप when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad या good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...
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 Carving The Turkey
Carving The Turkey
When Daddy carves the turkey,
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.

He makes a fancy दिखाना of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.

He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
द्वारा the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.

He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
posted by kicksomebut23
I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega या Sonic the hedgehog प्रशंसकों who प्यार Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did आप read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went घर and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.
posted by -SkySplitter-
1. कुत्ता can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy द्वारा initiating cuddling.

2. In Iceland, और पुस्तकें are published and sold per person every साल than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published लेखक in their lifetime.

3. Hippo दूध is pink.

4. President George W. झाड़ी, बुश was a cheerleader during high school and university.

5. और Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!

6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.

8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.

9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.

10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
posted by BlondLionEzel
I usually like to make my characters after these tropes:

#1: The Hero

The hero (Applies to males and females) is a strong, determined, and just. He defeats his enemies but is willing to दिखाना weakness. He fights to defend others, and puts others before himself. It's always the हीरोस job to protect the weak.

#2: The Princess

The princess (Applies to females mostly) is a kind, gentle, and fair soul. She likes the Hero and despises the Villain. She usually like cute things, but आप can change this if आप like.

#3: The Villain

The villain likes to cause harm to others. He usually can be found making...
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posted by misscrazel
#1
I thought I could rule the world,
I thought I would impress the gods,
But I fell so quickly at your feet,
I sing this song for you,
Helpless I will sing for you,
And live with impressing the king,

No one will compare to you,
You have no competition,

But आप just won’t notice me,
Notice me,
I can change for you,

Please notice me,
I am begging you,
I’m in प्यार with you,
Notice me,
Please notice me,
I will give my दिल to you,
I will give my life for you,
I swear to always प्यार you,
If आप would notice me,

I played a game when I was young,
I married had children,
I ruled the world,
I was the queen,
Couldn’t...
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posted by LocalArtistist
Sure डिज़्नी may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil क्वीन and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming या evil dragon queen. No none of that.

There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not भालू to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever फ्रोज़न in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.

The end.
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