One of my फ्रेंड्स on this site called me a squirrel, a gay squirrel, just द्वारा looking at my user icon. That's really weird, even from him. I'm not a squirrel. This is just my user icon, a mascot of the Universiade 1987 (the विश्वविद्यालय Games) held in my hometown of Zagreb, Croatia. Zagi was the name of that mascot. Those रंग on „my" tail are the रंग of the Universiade, much like the Olympic circles, and they have absolutely nothing to do with a इंद्रधनुष Flag, या me being gay. It's just a lucky coincidence! I mean, where did आप ever see a गिलहरी who can type on a laptop and speak English? Nowhere! I'm just another human being, hiding behind my user आइकन like a mask, just like anybody else on this site, but आप know I'm not a squirrel, I'm a real person. I don't even have a गिलहरी for a pet!!!
Well it started as a joke but got blown out of proportions and became a rumor. Because I had long hair, was too poor to afford a backpack so used my dad's military duffel bag in school, wore black clothes and had a Punisher T-shirt, my फ्रेंड्स nicknamed me School Shooter, cause it was 2016 and offensive jokes were just normal. So we were at the lunch table, laughing about all the great offensive stuff, like "Holocaust didn't happen" and all that, and then some humongous fat कुतिया, मतलबी walked up and said, "So, you're the school shooter, huh? आप wanna tell me what that's about" and she wanted me to go to the principal's office and I told her no, mostly cause she wasn't even a teacher, and then she left to tell the principal, and it went nowhere because I never made any threats या anything like that, but people still thought I would break down one day. Spoiler: I never did and I graduated with grades ranging from Cs
