Do आप want to be buried या cremated when आप die?

Neither, literally just leave me out in the cow field for the buzzards. If you're going to spend like a thousand dollars on me, do it while I'm alive.

Come to think of it, I'm thinking about putting a sick नितंब, गधा sound system in my truck.

Neither. I would like to fade away into particles carried away द्वारा the Wind when my time comes !!!!

Neither.

I'd prefer to be cryogenically फ्रोज़न when I die.
I'd probably change mind later on but this is my choice for now.

Cremated, definitely

I want to be cremated, then have my ashes be put in an hourglass, so my husband/wife/roommate can gaze lovingly at it and say, "She really did प्यार wasting time."

For a सेकंड I misread that as burned या cremated and I was like what's the difference lmao.

But for me, cremated. Scattered ashes. Keeping the ashes kinda weirds me out.

Doesn't matter to me tbh. I'm not gonna see what happens to me since I'm gonna be dead anyway.