Tell me something stupid and बिना सोचे समझे या just stupid या random... लोल GO!!

One of the Worst Jobs in the world: Animal Masturbator

Researchers who want animal sperm -to study fertility या for artificial insemination-have a suite of attractive options: They can ram an electric probe up an animal's rectum, shove an artificial
vagina onto the animal's penis, या simply do it the पुराने ज़माने का, पुराने जमाने way-manual stimulation. The first option, electroejaculation, uses a priapic rectal probe to send electricity pulsing through the animal's nether regions. "All the normal excitatory signals that stimulate ejaculation, like touch, sight, sound and smell, can be replaced with the current from the probe," says Trish Berger, professor of animal science at the विश्वविद्यालय of California, Davis. "It's fascinating. Of course, this is a woman talking." Electroejaculation generally requires anesthetizing the animal and is typically used on zoo dwellers. The other two methods-the artificial vagina, या AV, and the good old hand-require that जानवर be trained to the procedure. The AV-a large latex tube coated with warm lubricant -is used primarily to get sperm from dairy bulls (considered the most ornery and dangerous of bovines). The सांड, बैल gets randy with a steer; when he mounts the steer with his forelegs, a ब्रेव technician, AV in hand, insinuates himself between the two aroused beasts and deftly redirects the सांड, बैल penis into the mock genitalia, which he must then hold tight while the सांड, बैल orgasms. (Talk about सांड, बैल riding!) Three additional technicians attempt to ensure this (fool)hardy soul's safety द्वारा anchoring themselves to restraining ropes attached to a ring in the bull's nose. Alas, this isn't always absolutely effective: Everyone who's wielded an AV has had at least one close call, and और than a few have been sent to the hospital. The much safer "digital pressure" is used mostly with pigs, who are trained from an early age to mount a small bench while the researcher reaches around with a gloved hand and provides appropriate pleasure-er, pressure.

and here I think school sucks... I'll never complain again!

*btw don't expect me to post a picture...just NO!*

well..lets see what shall i say...um...i dont know. helloooo ok i'l tell आप a bit about my self हे my name is Nafela but आप can call me ella

ok im turning 17 on november 13th witch means my birthday is this friday yay...im so excited. i live in Central Sydney Australia. i hate cheese i प्यार अजवायन, अजवाइन and capsicum and vegemite yum i प्यार vegemite and i hate nutella yuk eww its disgusting and pointless its got to much fat and carbs my boyfriends name is ashton but people call him ash his 18...ok what els...um..hmm oh im a vegetarian aha oh my best friend sabrina lives with me yeah and she कहा hi to who ever आप are ok i प्यार gossip girl ok my dads Australian American my moms Lebanese but she lives in france at the moment she works there as a fashion designer ok this is getting realy realy बिना सोचे समझे but आप asked for it so your gonna have to eccept it ok lets see what els i have to share with आप i have no brothers and no sisters im an only child thanks god i hate children ok this क्रिस्मस i want a new laptop a new car a कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला a निनटेंडो ds i also want to renivate my appartment i want to go on a joliday to newyork city i want to visit my mom in france. i had greek सलाद for रात का खाना today and for breakfast i had chekers आप know that coco pops but the checkers kind and for lunch i had an सेब and water i went to school like usual oh i go to braodway high school thats like 5 मिनटों from where i live and later on at about 9:30 me and my boyfrind are gonna go for a walk at brighton le sands thats a समुद्र तट then i gonna come back घर maybe do a little somthin something with him आप know what im talking about and then go to बिस्तर and start a new दिन in the morning ok my fingers are starting to hurt i cant write enymore cya

Eating your snots is healthy!

not that ive tried it but yeah! i came across it in a newspaper article:)

The eyes of Jack The Ripper's victims were photographed because police officers believed that the last image they saw was imprinted on their retinas. I've always been a weird fact buff, that's how I made the Scholastic Bowl team. I hope that's बिना सोचे समझे enough for you.

Heres something stupid I did.

I gave myself a bloody nose द्वारा sneezing. o_O

My bums gone to sleep.

They say बंदूकों don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I think बंदूकों help. If आप just stood there and yelled BANG not too many people would die.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever कहा nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

im going to ask आप the most stupidest सवाल that was ever asked in my town. (im not joking) even four साल olds know how to do this! this सवाल is easier than 2+2........


WHO HAS EVER DRIVEN A CAR?

i have. i nearly killed me and my mom, but there was an रोगी वाहन, एम्बुलेंस nearby so we would have had a chance of living.

I am going to tell आप the dumbest twin सवाल I have ever heard of. "Have आप ever waken up in the morning and not know which twin आप are?" The सवाल was something like that.

thank god i'm an atheist
this is my प्रिय contradicting statement

Banana's are yummy, mushy, and good for all.....
well not for them ~LOL~