Pick my new motto?

Old people at weddings always uses to poke me and say: "you're next!" so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself af the ground and miss.

The computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Dad's sayings: go ask आप mother. Don't make me stop this car! No boyfriend till you're 18. A little dirt never hurt anyone. Because I कहा so.

Here are a few. Note: none of them are mine! Hope I helped! :)

Life is a fraction of a cosmic blink, so why so serious?

This आदर्श वाक्य is after your name: be the rainbow, taste the rainbow.

Others: What is my normal day? Sit down watch TV

What do आप mean द्वारा "I don't have a life"?

never eat rasberries

i fucking प्यार Loki Laufeyson
so much

My mirror disappoints me. Am I the only one?

all I need... Is आप smiling, all I need...is life, प्यार with you.

if आप could simply believe in me and we would be forever together

This is how an एंजल dies I blame it on my own sick pride

Maybe I'm a different breed, Maybe I'm not listening

Sail with me into the dark

I say ya kill your हीरोस and Fly

Never let your fear decide your fate.

Everybody will die. Every दिन we just go, go, baby don't go.



and my personal favourites:

Baby, when I'm yellin' at you, It's not your fault, and Baby cause I'm crazy for you,

and

Seriously...It's not supposed to be easy...that's why it feels so fucking good.

"I'm quite old school i prefer MANNERS! desu,masu,arigatou"

Dying is easy,living is hard.

*insert आदर्श वाक्य here*

"I said, names aren't important... Do आप know what is important?... रात का खाना is important!"
~Halt, Ranger's Apprentice

"Fair? The only fair around here is the one in September. Deal with it!"
~Kairi, बैटमैन Beyond

"Sonny, true प्यार is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, सलाद, सलाद पत्ता and टमाटर sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the टमाटर is ripe. They're so perky, I प्यार that."
~Miracle Max, Princess Bride

1 : Never go to बिस्तर angry, stay aweke and plot your revenge.

2 : Rule No.1: I am never wrong ; Rule No.2 : if I'm wrong, remember the rule No.1 !!!

3 : I gave up sex, drinking and TV, and these where the worst 15 मिनटों of my whole life !!

4 : I asked God for a bike. But since I know God doesn't work that way, I चुरा लिया a bike and asked God for forgiveness

5 : I have ennought money to last me forever (unless I buy something)

6 : for my अगला magic trick, I am going to need a condom and a volunter !!!

7 : Nobody ever says "It's only a Game" when there team is winning

8 : I want to die asleep like my granfather. Not sreaming in terror like the people in his car

9 : We are born naked, wet and hungry. And then things get wrose