सवाल time! :)

If i was just another dusty record on the shelf would आप blow me off and play me like everybody else?

If i asked to scratch my back could आप manage that?

If i was an old school, 50 pound boombox would आप hold me on आप shoulder wherever आप walk?

Would आप turn my volume up before the cops? And crank it higher everytime they told आप to stop?