Post some really funny "yo mamma" jokes!

Yo mama is very tried of hearing all these jokes about her!

You're momma's so boring she actually likes these dumb jokes.

eh its old but its the only one i remember

Yo mamma so dumb, she climbed over a glass दीवार to see what was on the other side

yo mama so fat *sings* nationwide is on her side

Your mom is fat, stupid, and poor.

There is nothing funny about this.

here mine lol

Harry Potter nerd herd alert!!

Yo mamma so dumb she thought if she put parsley on her tongue she could talk to snakes.

Your mother is so fat.

Yo mamma's so socially acceptable that I find it hard to believe she produced you...

Compiled from the Twitter contest held द्वारा @nerdist.

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s किस was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Dick_M: yo momma so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue

dtejano: Yo mama’s so masculine, she makes Dumbledore go, “DAAAYYYUMM!”

habcous: yo mamma so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark

HakSolo: your mom is so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill

dantelfer: Yo mamma so fat, she has to enchant her panties into a portkey to get out of a chair

dirk_funk: Yo mama so fat it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her

MarioEGarcia: yo mama so poor she went to Honeydukes and put a चॉकलेट frog on layaway

melgotserved: Yo momma’s so fat she got stuck in the Floo Network

melgotserved: Yo momma’s so fat her wand is a Slim Jim

MikeDrucker: Yo’ Momma so fat she joined the Death Eaters ’cause she was hungry

MsJG: Yo Momma’s so fugly that even Voldemort won’t speak her name

paulscheer: Yo Mamma is so fat that even the Dementors can’t suck out her soul in one sitting

phirm: Yo Mama so nasty, everybody call her “She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked”

Taborifica: Yo momma so fat even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks

MarioEGarcia Yo momma's so fat the sorting hat assigned her to the House of पेनकेक्स

cvgurau: Your momma so dumb, they put the Sorting Hat on her head and all it heard was an echo.

chris8675309: Your momma so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham

DavidAkers: Yo momma so old, there ain't an Age Line that can stop her.

elchupahueso: your family's so poor that आप make the weaseleys look like the Malfoy's!

girl_noir: Yo mamma so fat, she splinched herself an' nobody noticed.

HakSolo: Your mom is so ugly when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.

hollibo83: yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor screamed "riddikulus"

MarioEGarcia: Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

DavidAkers: Yo momma so ugly, no one can tell when she's an Animagus.

R-Silent: Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake


not mine got off a forum

Yo mama is so stupid she went to the orthodonist to get a blue tooth

Yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off,people thought she was backing up

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the builder looked at her and कहा "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

Yo momma's so hairy she joined the circus.

Yo mamma's so fat the sorting hat put her in all four houses.

your mama is so fat that her बेल्ट size is the equator
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Yo mama's so stupid that she sat on the T.V. to watch the couch.

Yo mama is so dirty that that आप can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

sorry my mom says i cant say bad stuff to other moms.

Yo mama so poor, she had to sell her house to pay the mortgage.































It's a pretty gay version of the joke but that's all I got for now so Bai....

Ok I don't feel like पढ़ना so If it's been taken, I quite frankly don't give a sh*t... Yo mamma's so fat she sat on a इंद्रधनुष and made skittles.

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil कहा there was no room in hell

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the फिल्में she sat अगला to everyone

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give आप the hair off of her back!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo mama so clumsy she got टैंगल्ड up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama twice the man आप are.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence दिन and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

I saw your mama at the freak दिखाना petting the world's largest turtle.

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she कहा "Moving."

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Got them off a page on google!