Did आप Know?:

Why hello

My god...

I'M A GARDENING TOOL THAT CAN USE THE INTERNET.

*me gusta*

No I'm not. I'm a rake! :D

Obviously if I'm a gardening tool and I'm typing this I'm smarter and और talented than the human who asked this question.

Nah, i'm fork-back!

not that i'm aware of. -_-

That's nice

Did आप know that grammatically आप should have typed 'you're' not 'your' :)

Did आप know-
Cherries make cancer cells commit suicide?
There's a Russian diamond mine that's a no-fly zone because aerodynamic vehicles get sucked into it?
George W. झाड़ी, बुश was a cheerleader?
The Eiffel Tower leans slightly toward the shade on sunny days?
Scientists have made glow-in-the-dark trees?
Your brain can't feel pain?
The name of PEZ कैन्डी comes from the German word for Peppermint?

Wow!That's a nice thing to know that your a hoe!(See what I did there?>:3)

*You're

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Dude...

I'm not a कुदाल I'm a whore so get some ho.

What?! There's no way I could be a gardening tool! If so then, how would that have been possible for a couple to reproduce a garden tool? And also, how would my mom have been able to give birth to a gardening tool?

*Face palm*

._.

Did आप आप know your still annoying the hell out of Keith :D

Keith says " No one calls my gf a कुदाल but me!!!!"

me "wait what???"

Keith "....."

Say that to my face.
Whore. OHH BURN!!!

Yup.

Did आप know that a कुदाल can be used to fend off trolls, zombies and even वैंपायर just as well as its fellow gardening tool, the shovel?







Now आप know...

Waaaait, so you're telling me that I'm responsible for gardening?
























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