Who can write the best thanksgiving story?

One time at thanksgiving at Phone's house, there was a rave going on. It involved Phone and her best फ्रेंड्स God, Russia, and Darth Vader. Just as phone was blowing up a trampoline, a hobo popped out of her दीवार and started गाना the "Give me that fillet o fish" song from the old McDonalds commercials. Well the hobo was ugly and smelly. So Darth Vader used lampshade. It was extremely effective.

...Well, effective if आप wanted a turkey. Once Vader hit that hobo with the lampshade, he turned into a turkey which started doing the macarena and then everyone there, including Phone's family, turned into crayons. Except God. God threw सलाद, सलाद पत्ता which felt like rocks at the ceiling, which evolved into Rapidash. The End.

A true story, written द्वारा the phonewolfgnometaco of buttslvania, या for short... PHONE.

Lol.I've never heard of a thanksgiving story.

Once upon a time on Thanksgiving, there was a hobo feasting on a lampshade and wearing a turkey. Then Death the Kid shot the hobo because that turkey was supposed to be his रात का खाना and then Asura came and ate the hobos soul. The soul was green.


The end.

once upon a time there was a purple,hobo,turkey with a lampshade on its head. he was eaten.
THE END

If no one knows I hold the unnoficial record for most horror and comedy stories ever thought of and told. I have people give me a world like nail salon and I can create a 4 घंटा long horror story, so yeah. Also I know this is kind of cocky cuz I am awesome but my आदर्श वाक्य is never to be modest because that just makes आप और cocky.

Here's the abridged version.

All he ever wanted was a turkey as a pet. But no, his parents deemed it unfit. He couldn't deal with the pressure and quit his job, thusforth becoming a hobo. But one दिन he saw the prefect turkey on the side of the road and befriended it.

One night he fell asleep and a family came and took the Turkey for thanksgiving dinner. Luckily the Hobo woke up in time to trail their car. Later in an attempt to get his friend back he broke into the घर just as they family was about to eat.

The horror. The inhumaity. To see his only companion ripped to shreds in the filthy teeth of those humans.

He did the only thing he could and grabbed the lampshade. Using it to suffocate the family. He grabbed his now deceased friend and took it outside for burial.

And scene.