if someone आप like asks आप ou how do आप respond?

Never happened. But Cleverbot asked me out once.

....No,just no. *blocks them* ._.

If someone I liked asked me out? Gosh I'd be so happy. :')

"wait seriously?!" I'd say that in a 'omg no way!!!' voice.

then if they were serious, id say yes :')

I'd be like "I have a boyfriend, bastard..."

Well if आप aren't sure I'd go with ' I'll think about it' and give him या her a hopeful smile-ish face but if आप already did then if he really likes आप he will not really be patient and again and again. If आप heard rumors या his या her BFF कहा he was gonna ask u out I would say yes if I were you. Hope I helped!! - PBB ;D

um,say yes? ô.Ô

Tell them I am not interested in the moment.
Cuz I'm not.

Probably beat the shit outta them and yell "I'M MARRIED आप DIPSHIT! CAN'T आप SEE I HAVE A KID?!" Seeing as my daughter is with me at about all times.

It depends who it is and their intents and past experiences with me

No.

That's not going to happen. ._.
The only person I like doesn't exist! TT^TT

If its like a really hot dude that i like then i'll be all like "why do आप like me?"

but if its this ugly bastard i'll be all like "i have a boyfriend sorry."

"if i'm able i'll go out with आप i would!but i'm afraid my dad will find out and,well, he's a little overprotective. if आप really do like me, let's wait until college, okay?"