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write here some funny quotes...

here's mine: I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Darkshine said:
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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E_M_LoVeRFaN said:
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can पार करना, क्रॉस the road and not be questioned about their motives.

When I कहा 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically.

Putting the laughter back into manslaughter.

When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer या his फ्रेंड्स will hear you.

Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.
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sweetangel222 said:
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Can a आग truck park in the आग lane?
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That सेकंड one is actually pretty smart... :{D
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deathroman13 said:
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.

They say life is hard but a brick is harder.


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goodfeelings777 said:
"Somebody looks at u, then u r sexy"

"When somebody annoys u, it takes 42 muscles in ur face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm and slap that MUTHERFUCKER"

"Someone hates u with no reason? Give that Motherfucker a reason!"

प्यार those XD
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Bond_Of_Fury said:
"OH, F**K!! AN ONCOMING TRAIN!!"

Uh, yeah.
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IshanUltra said:
Out of mind,will be back in 5 मिनटों - me
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dreamfields said:
Don't bring a nife to a gun fight.
आप can lead a horse to drink, but आप can't make it water.
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Hidden said:
When in doubt, shut the fuck up.
Everyone has a brain, it's just that they don't know how to fucking use it.
Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out because I have no time to argue with you.
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xxXsk8trXxx said:
Your grandma is dead.

(This isn't wrong if आप know the story behind it...)
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MrOrange16 said:
Life is short and so is your penis.
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That is probably one of the best कोट्स I've ever heard.
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