caption it!!! (again)

George Bush: RED ROBIN. WHY WONT HE SAY YUM!!!

Bush: That is one mighty cool hat आप got there!
Guy: I know. It's awsome.
Bush: No, I was talking to the guy in the Red Sox hat. SWEET HAT!

g.b:nice hair.
guy:it isnt.
g.b.:o?a dog?
guy:no.
g.b.:does your dog bite आप often?
guy:its not a dog!
g.b.:o,a pirana!does it like to bite you?
guy:its not a pirana!
g.b.:i like that movie.pirana.did आप see it?
guy:sir,youll need to leave.
g.b.:can i take your pet?
guy:it isnt an animal!!
g.b.:is it cousin it from adams family?
or....
g.b.:geez lady,you turn me on!
or....
g.b.:pirana in 3-d is really real.i couldve sworn i took my 3-d glasses off after it was over.
guy:it isnt a movie.
g.b.:wat is it?
*beep....beep*
g.b.:o,my times over.see आप around.
guy:its a stupid penguin.

man without fuzzy hat:ATTENSHUN!!!!!!
other man: Yes sir!(hat falls on face)
man without hat:(whispers) and आप might need a size 2, isle 3.

Bush:*Insert बिना सोचे समझे insulting comment*

bush:what is 1+1? Guy in hat:.............
bush:the anwser is 78! and they call me stupid.

George: Damn I want that hat!

Mr. Bush: "I wish I had enough hair to do that".

George Bush: Dammit, speak, fluffy, speak! At least do something, pookums.