if आप answer i will give आप a prob :)

1:people!
2:you fail at failing wen आप succeed.
3:it lands on its butt,but flips like jumping beans.
4:not too well!:D

people!,failed,it would land on its feet,no ur in water

I really don't knoe!!

1)When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it
say?
"Why are आप taking my picture आप crazy person?"
2)If आप try to fail, and succeed, which have आप done?
आप have succeeded at failing and failed at succeeding.
3) If टोस्ट always lands butterside down, and बिल्ली always land on their feet, what would happen if आप strapped टोस्ट to a बिल्ली back and dropped it?
The cat would politely inquire as to why आप where strapping टोस्ट to its back and आप would run away shouting "OMG a talking cat!!"
4) Can u cry under water?
Yes, why do आप think the sea is so salty?

What does cheese say when its pictures taken?
Nothing, it's cheese!

If आप failed and succeeded, which have आप done?
You've succeded is failing, so आप succeed ^^

The cat would land on its feet, but it would get greasy fur!

Yeah, but it'd mix in!

1. THE GAME!
2. You... fail-ceeded! (new word, lol)
3. A very pissed-off cat and dirty breakfast. :/
4. Can YOU?

1. Me!
2. आप succeed
3. the cat lands on her feet and the टोस्ट fall off on the मक्खन site
4. yes