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Post A Joke Here!

it can be any kind of joke.

there was a blonde chick driving her car when a police officer pulled her over.the police officer was blonde too. the police officer कहा to the women, दिखाना me your drivers license. the women कहा i dont know what it looks like, the police officer than कहा it's a square thing with a picture of आप in it. the women started to look in her bag. she pulled out a lipstick a mascara a eyeliner and then finaly a mirror, she took a look at the mirror and कहा to the police officer, here आप go i found it, its a squre thing with a picture of me in it. the police officer to the mirrow and looked into it and replied to the women oh im sorry i didnt know आप were a police officer too
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omg that's a good one XD
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XD
EYBanuelos posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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sorry im stupid and slow.i dont get it :(
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The cop looked in the mirror and thought it was the speeder
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UmOkayThen said:
Justin Bieber's music
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Good one!!!!!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. why didnt i think of that. लोल that is like the bestest funniest joke i've ever heard
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I hav anothr 1! So theres this snake who needs glasses, & after he gets the glasses he cums bak unhappy. da doc asks him y, da snake sez "i found out ive been livin wit a gardn hose da past 2 years!"
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CassandraLopez said:
a joke here
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लोल
CassandraLopez posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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XD
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लोल
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AnjaLovesJohnny said:
a skeleton is walking down the street. a thief speaks to the skeleton: "money या life!"
the skeleton: "take what आप find"

^.^ it may be stupid but i प्यार it
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I like it! mine's 2 long...
justinfangrrl posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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:D I like it
deathroman13 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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hehe good 1!
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justinfangrrl said:
One दिन little Johnny went 2 school, and his homework was to find the first 4 lettrs of the alphabet. So he goes घर & asks his mom, "wuts da 1st lettr of the alphabet?" & she says "bequiet!" so he rites it down. Then he goes 2 his sister & asks her da same thing, but shes listening 2 संगीत & sez "oh yeah!" so he rites it down. मांद, डेन he goez 2 his bro & asks HIM, but hez watchin TV & sez "nananana BATMAN! nananana BATMAN!" so he rites it down. Then he asks his dad, but hes takin out the trash singin "in the garbage" so he rites it down.

then his teacher asks johnny, "what the 4 lettrs of da alphabet?"-"bequiet!" 'wannaa go 2 the principals office?'-"oh yeah!" so there he is wit da principal, 'who do u think u r?!'-"nananana Batman!nananana Batman!"-'im calling your parents! where do u liv?!'-"in the garbage" haha. XD
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XD
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lolll
nafela posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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ya? cool! I did it frum my bud. XD
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caly10 said:
Dust came out from a man's mouth because he told an old joke xd
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okay
nafela posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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XD damn so stupid but yet so funny :D
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लोल
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srkambbs said:
A man and woman are in a court getting divorced and were fighting over the custody of the child. The mom tells the judge, "I gave birth to the child as well as took care of him, while the dad did nothing". Since the dad really did not do anything for the kid, the only thing he could tell the judge is, "If आप put a coin in a कैन्डी machine, is the कैन्डी yours या the कैन्डी machine's?".
It might be hard for some of आप to understand it. So, here's the hint- 'Think the bad way!'
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ahhh hahahaha thats a funny one
nafela posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Wow! XD
EYBanuelos posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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HAHAHAH!
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oh jeez! haha!! XD
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Aimee147 said:
Two turtles went camping for the weekend and they took some बीयर, बियर and sandwiches for when they got there. The only trouble was,the campsite was a weeks trip away. So the turtles set off with their बीयर, बियर and sandwiches,and a week later,they arrived at the campsite. Sitting down for a rest,one of the turtles suddenly says "Oh no! We've forgotten the बीयर, बियर opener!" The other one says "We can't have sandwiches without beer! You'd better go back and get it." The other replies,"No way! If I go back and leave आप here,you'll eat the sandwiches without me!" The first one says "I promise I won't,now just go back and get it." So the other कछुआ, कछुए trudges off. 2 weeks later,the first कछुआ, कछुए is starving hungry and the only thing he has to eat is the sandwiches. He opens the basket to take one out when the other कछुआ, कछुए jumps out from behind a rock and shouts "I KNEW IT! I'M NOT ****ING GOING!"
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hahahaha that's bad XD
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HAhahahahaha!!!
EYBanuelos posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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lolllllllllllllllllll that is sooooooooooo funnnnnyyyyyyy
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JayCee-the-Dog said:
I'm not afraid of the cops in Santa Ana, there on bicycles. I mean, how intimidating is this: "Alright Buddy, pull it over" *chine chine* *honk honk*? What do they do when they arrest somebody?: "alright, in the basket."
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 I'm not afraid of the cops in Santa Ana, there on bicycles. I mean, how intimidating is this: "Alright Buddy, pull it over" *chine chine* *honk honk*? What do they do when they arrest somebody?: "alright, in the basket."
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springely said:
Inb4AmeliaBediliaresponse.
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wut?
CassandraLopez posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Lolwut?
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wtf
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jimenez12345 said:
Q-If ur state is a जैकेट were would da black ppl be (not 2 be mean if u are 1 n not 2 b racies)
A-in da हुड, डाकू
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kingdomxbox said:
docter docter i think im blind

i do to आप came in through the window
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dustfinger said:
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Only two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb
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PreBanned said:
Q: How can आप tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: आप can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Q: If आप are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and आप have a gun with only two bullets, what do आप do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

Q: What do आप call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Q: How can आप tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What do आप have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.

A command was दिया to a dog: "SPEAK!"
The dog कहा in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"

Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers

Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.

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Cries_Bloodlova said:
Ok so There r 2 Zebras 1 ज़ेबरा Says "i dont know if im Whit With blk Strips, या blk With Whit Strips.The Other ज़ेबरा Says Y dont u Ask god. So The frist ज़ेबरा Asked God Th Same Question. God कहा u are Wat u Are. He Gose bakk The सेकंड ज़ेबरा Says "Wat Did he say" The frist ज़ेबरा Replied "he कहा U r Wat u r" The सेकंड ज़ेबरा sad " u r White Wit Blk Strips या God Woulda कहा U iz Wat U iz" Lol
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GemonkDruid said:
KK...

Q: How do आप get Lady Gaga pissed at you?

A: आप poke her face (Poker Face)!!!
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I told my uncle that joke! XD
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Cool!!!
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