What's the weirdest news that somebody has दिया आप with a straight face?

Me and my फ्रेंड्स were having field दिन at school, and one of my फ्रेंड्स is like...A FREAK XD She's weird, random, but hilarious! So yeah, we were over at the gym and then I was like "I'm hungry" and she was like "I have a टैको, taco in my pocket" and she stuck her hand inside her pockets and pulls out a half eaten taco...not even wrapped. She कहा it so normal!

my friend monica (who is 12)said " i like sex" randomly when we were at school without laughing and i was like "was that what आप were doing all that time आप were in the bathroom?"

I told my friend Brianna why her bf is a perv.

My friend Nicole was sleeping over my house, we were watching Dawn of the Dead, when she turned and with a straight face said. "I can fit my fist in my mouth. Want to see?" I found out she really can.

I have 2:

1. A boy I really hate told me that my arch nemesis has a crush on me.

2. My friend told me that he likes my mom.

This is so random, it's not even funny.

Okay, so a few months ago, me and my two best फ्रेंड्स Annalee and Amanda were eating lunch together. Annalee pulls out a pencil and a notebook from her backpack, and me and her started drawing celebrity potatoes (potatoes that look like certain celebrities). We drew a Johhny Depp potato, an Owen Wilson potato, an Adam Sandler potato (it actually looks just like him O_o), and a Michael Jackson potato. Amanda didn't speak at all during this. She wasn't even paying attention to what we were doing.
I said, "what celebrity potato should we draw next?"
Me and Annalee were silent for almost 3 minutes. *insert 3 मिनटों of silence here*
Finally, Amanda spoke up. What she said: "When I was little, I didn't know how to blow my nose."
Annalee and I stared at her for a whole minute, and then we broke out laughing.

i was like 11 and my and my mom and sis and bro were going to the समुद्र तट and we were in the car ( withc was rely tiny) and my bro कहा to me with a stragt face we have 1 और sis . and i कहा What ?! (and every 1 was in it) then my mom कहा we did but connor aka my bro ate her . i asked what was her name . my mom कहा alexandra . My sis कहा she look just like me like a twin . Then i texted me dad( he was at a party ) and कहा we had aneither sis ? He even कहा yes . I am like what?????!!!!!!!! Then my mom called my dad and कहा omg we just fooled grace and we busted out luaghing.



It was all done with a straight face but me i was like a ? mark on my head