The Rhodes Not Taken (EP05)
Puck: "That Rachel chick makes me want to light myself on fire- but she can sing."

Mash Up (EP08)
Puck: *in thought* "I know this looks weird, but wait until आप see what happens next."
Puck: "My ears are starting to hurt. Can we take a break?"
Rachel: "Okay."
Puck: "You wanna make out?"
Rachel: "Sure!"
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Puck: *in thought* "I know, it's whack. But I also remember what my history teacher told us last semester: Only Nixon can go to China... I have no idea what she meant but it reminded me of when my family ordered chinese खाना and sat down together for our traditional simclastaraus...

Duets (EP01)
Rachel: "-Broadway दिखाना first..."
Puck: "Shut up."

Grilled Cheesus (EP03)
Puck: "I mean I see God every time I make out with a new chick."
Rachel: "Okay, th-that doesn't make any sense. In fact it's stupid!"
Puck: "Are आप calling mister Billy Joel stupid?"

Duets (EP04)
Will: "Bad news guys; Puckerman's in juvie."
Tina: "Really was just a matter of time."
Quinn: "What did he do?"
Will: "He drove his moms Volvo through the front of a convenience store and drove off with the ATM."
Rachel: "W-when is he getting out?"

Never Been Kissed (EP06)
Rachel: "SPIES!"
Puck: "Lighten up."

The Substitute (EP07)...