The Rhodes Not Taken (EP05) Puck: "That Rachel chick makes me want to light myself on fire- but she can sing."
Mash Up (EP08) Puck: *in thought* "I know this looks weird, but wait until आप see what happens next." Puck: "My ears are starting to hurt. Can we take a break?" Rachel: "Okay." Puck: "You wanna make out?" Rachel: "Sure!" -- Puck: *in thought* "I know, it's whack. But I also remember what my history teacher told us last semester: Only Nixon can go to China... I have no idea what she meant but it reminded me of when my family ordered chinese खाना and sat down together for our traditional simclastaraus...
Grilled Cheesus (EP03) Puck: "I mean I see God every time I make out with a new chick." Rachel: "Okay, th-that doesn't make any sense. In fact it's stupid!" Puck: "Are आप calling mister Billy Joel stupid?"
Duets (EP04) Will: "Bad news guys; Puckerman's in juvie." Tina: "Really was just a matter of time." Quinn: "What did he do?" Will: "He drove his moms Volvo through the front of a convenience store and drove off with the ATM." Rachel: "W-when is he getting out?"
Never Been Kissed (EP06) Rachel: "SPIES!" Puck: "Lighten up."