Since everyone is so adamant that no one will guess the cliffhanger, I've come up with some crazy theories of my own. Prepare to lolz.


Shawn inherits a कैन्डी factory and moves to Poland

A shape-shifting soldier from a parallel universe kills Gus and takes over his body (cue Fringe crossover)

Shawn and Lassiter find out they are related

Shawn and Juliet find out they are related *dies*

Santa Barbara is overtaken in a zombie apocalypse

The chief is pregnant…with Lassiter

Yang enters a radio sweepstakes to win two tickets to a monster truck rally and invites Shawn

Shawn finds out he’s adopted

Mary...