~You know, आप have a very strong arm, princess. Wait, please! Put the monkey down!!!
~You will enjoy it, I guarantee. All women enjoy the किस of Prince Naveen. Come, we pucker... that's new...
~(to Lawrence)For a man who can not see his feet, you're very light on them!... Ah, Lawrence, it seems आप have finally gotten into the music! Do आप catch my drift? because you're head, it is in a tuba.
~(Ray sings "Je t'adore) I adore आप (ray sings "Je t'aime) I प्यार you.. What? I'm just translating!
~(repeated line) I am Prince Naveen *splat!*... of Maldonia
~It is not slime! आप are secreting mucus!...