(Have no idea if I should make this a one-shot या not)
"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."
At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"
"It's a दिन about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a तारीख, दिनांक Skippa'!"
"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to तारीख, दिनांक again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure प्यार exist anymore."
"Skipper, प्यार does exist," कहा Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."
"You too Kowalski?"...
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