I प्यार OTH, don't get me wrong, but here are just a few of the false conclusions I would have fallen victim to if I wasn't such a rational, mature, worldly young woman.lol This is just for fun,I mean no offense to anyone who watches the दिखाना religiously, for I at one time did. I'm picking fun at the misguided notions that OTH portrays as the facts of life...Tree पहाड़ी, हिल Style. Hope आप enjoy!
1. There must be no optometrists in पेड़ Hill. Lucas Eugene Scott clearly needs eyeglasses. He spends approximately 90% of the दिखाना with his eyes squinted up straining to see. The simple solution to this would be to go to an eye doctor and get glasses या contacts! But that just wouldn’t be as “sexy” I suppose and wouldn’t have दिया him that uncanny Broody look! Therefore, we are stuck watching him as pitiful as it is. Note to CMM: the only time your Mr. Broody look is appropriate is when आप are having unscripted eye sex with Ms. Cheery. Otherwise आप just look like a half blind, possibly constipated, tool bag!
2. Falling down a flight of stairs is a plausible defense and excuse for why a young woman is battered and bruised on every inch of their body. This is also apparently a solid tight justification for why आप have a black eye, या 2, because staircases have been known to throw a few good punches here and there if आप piss em off enough. But, just to be safe, it would be a good idea to try it first on your प्यार stricken, blind, best friend before आप attempt this degree of deception.
3. Birth control options must be illegal या not available in पेड़ Hill. Case and point…The SCOTT families! I don’t know how many of आप realize how unlikely it would be for Haley या Peyton या Brooke, या hell Karen and Deb for that matter, ALL to get pregnant या have these pregnancy scares all the time if they just walked into their gyno and demanded some form of contraceptive! Nearly impossible and here I’m thinking that if आप sit on a toilet सीट in TH आप get pregnant!
4. Dan passed on a genetic mutation of super sperm to Lucas. This is another ill-conceived notion I’ve concocted to justify why at any दिया moment a certain Scott is impregnating the पेड़ पहाड़ी, हिल ladies. आप would think, दिया their history, the new generation would be a little और careful with their peckers, but the most हाल का "miricle" of his super sperm, the Leyton fetus, proved that theory wrong! Maybe आप just have to watch out for toilet seats in which Lucas has used?
5. Condoms, if used, must be magically defective. I mean do they have a special condom plant in TH that manufactures condoms that allow ONLY sperm to pass through, द्वारा the touch of a button या something? Because, unlike with pregnancy, in which the unintended outcome can only occur during certain portion of the menstrual cycle, disease transmission can occur during each and every act of intercourse for all persons. Then take into consideration that a single sperm has a diameter of 3 microns, yet STD-causing organisms are much smaller--from 1/4 to 1/70 the size of sperm. Meaning it would be physically impossible for sperm, and not other organism to pass through. So with the amount of rampant sex shown in S1, and the apparent heightened pregnancy stats in TH, how the F has no one gotten an STD? Sure, it’s probably not the most appealing a subject matter but heck at least have some real life probability. What will young people think? That आप can have as much sex as आप want, and even though आप may have an over abundant amount of pregnancy scares, nothing will materialize until आप are in a serious relationship, and STDs, well that doesn’t happen in TH soooooo? लोल
6. Tree पहाड़ी, हिल must have the lowest “cost of living” of any American city. Why? Well…for one thing, नेली lived alone in a pretty nice apt in high school on minimum wage! Fast-forward…Naley, having had a baby in HS; now live in a VERY nice home, for a while on a teacher’s salary! Sure we can assume that the Scott fortune is some how helping, but come on gimme a break! Poor Jamie ain’t gonna have NO money for college at this rate! लोल Not to mention those young people I just talked about probably think not only will they never get an STD, but if they do get knocked up things will be just peachy keen and they’ll live happily ever after...in a million dollar home! Oops, that’s not how it really goes down now is it!
7. It is acceptable if not encouraged to have slept with every one of the opposite sexes in your intimate group of friends. Again, what is टेलीविज़न assuming? That its normal for groups of फ्रेंड्स to just pass around their significant others, या better its to be expected for ones boyfriend to experiment sexually with your closest friends, maybe even a sister. I mean this sick twisted प्यार heptagon orgy notion that seems to be the standard procedure for OTH is ludicrous and delusional. I don’t know about आप but my फ्रेंड्स don’t act like that! Plus, what happened to the “girl code”? लोल Gosh that’s a knee slapper, “girl code”….riiiiight!
8. Talent and occupational dreams naturally fall into place before आप are 22 years old. Now seriously, how unrealistic is this show. द्वारा the time most 22 साल olds are just graduating from college, these 5 were running multi billion dollar corps, having manuscripts published, going on संगीत tours, having major artists record with them for their own record company, and playing in the NBA. Granted that last one is now D-league, but we were made to believe w/o the accident he would have been drafted first round. Insanity I tell you! I’ve seen bball players who would rape Nathan Scott, as delish as he undoubtedly is in action, on the court, who wouldn’t have a chance in hell at playing professionally. If I was 14 when I watched this दिखाना I might be in LA working at McDonalds right now, instead of in graduate school, because I thought that my dream of styling the celebs was an inevitable reality!
9. When in love, या when आप just feel like it…PROPOSE…vehemently! Okay seriously I give नेली this one. BC while unconventional at best, with that proposal we saw a beautiful प्यार story continue to emerge, and gained a family. And in all actuality it wasn’t a proposal, और an elopement. Now Lucas Scott, on the other hand, is a proposing gigolo. Episode 6.15 provided the last bit of ammunition of this tirade, as he proposed to Peyton for the 4th time. Need I remind आप that he is currently ONLY 22, maybe 23 at the oldest, and that he proposed the first time at freakin 19? या how bout that time when he proposed to Lindsey after making out with his ex GF 30 min prior? Oh wait…what about the knowledge that he proposed the 2nd time to Peyton out of the blue (after he told her he hated her for ruining his life या और plausibly ruing his life in what would have been marriage with Lindsey) over a cell phone message? I mean I could go on but I think आप get the picture. I'd like to believe this last proposal was the real deal, for Lucas's sake, but I suggest putting as much weight behind a Lucas Scott proposal as आप would behind a Dan Scott apology. They are both FULL OF SHIT!
1. There must be no optometrists in पेड़ Hill. Lucas Eugene Scott clearly needs eyeglasses. He spends approximately 90% of the दिखाना with his eyes squinted up straining to see. The simple solution to this would be to go to an eye doctor and get glasses या contacts! But that just wouldn’t be as “sexy” I suppose and wouldn’t have दिया him that uncanny Broody look! Therefore, we are stuck watching him as pitiful as it is. Note to CMM: the only time your Mr. Broody look is appropriate is when आप are having unscripted eye sex with Ms. Cheery. Otherwise आप just look like a half blind, possibly constipated, tool bag!
2. Falling down a flight of stairs is a plausible defense and excuse for why a young woman is battered and bruised on every inch of their body. This is also apparently a solid tight justification for why आप have a black eye, या 2, because staircases have been known to throw a few good punches here and there if आप piss em off enough. But, just to be safe, it would be a good idea to try it first on your प्यार stricken, blind, best friend before आप attempt this degree of deception.
3. Birth control options must be illegal या not available in पेड़ Hill. Case and point…The SCOTT families! I don’t know how many of आप realize how unlikely it would be for Haley या Peyton या Brooke, या hell Karen and Deb for that matter, ALL to get pregnant या have these pregnancy scares all the time if they just walked into their gyno and demanded some form of contraceptive! Nearly impossible and here I’m thinking that if आप sit on a toilet सीट in TH आप get pregnant!
4. Dan passed on a genetic mutation of super sperm to Lucas. This is another ill-conceived notion I’ve concocted to justify why at any दिया moment a certain Scott is impregnating the पेड़ पहाड़ी, हिल ladies. आप would think, दिया their history, the new generation would be a little और careful with their peckers, but the most हाल का "miricle" of his super sperm, the Leyton fetus, proved that theory wrong! Maybe आप just have to watch out for toilet seats in which Lucas has used?
5. Condoms, if used, must be magically defective. I mean do they have a special condom plant in TH that manufactures condoms that allow ONLY sperm to pass through, द्वारा the touch of a button या something? Because, unlike with pregnancy, in which the unintended outcome can only occur during certain portion of the menstrual cycle, disease transmission can occur during each and every act of intercourse for all persons. Then take into consideration that a single sperm has a diameter of 3 microns, yet STD-causing organisms are much smaller--from 1/4 to 1/70 the size of sperm. Meaning it would be physically impossible for sperm, and not other organism to pass through. So with the amount of rampant sex shown in S1, and the apparent heightened pregnancy stats in TH, how the F has no one gotten an STD? Sure, it’s probably not the most appealing a subject matter but heck at least have some real life probability. What will young people think? That आप can have as much sex as आप want, and even though आप may have an over abundant amount of pregnancy scares, nothing will materialize until आप are in a serious relationship, and STDs, well that doesn’t happen in TH soooooo? लोल
6. Tree पहाड़ी, हिल must have the lowest “cost of living” of any American city. Why? Well…for one thing, नेली lived alone in a pretty nice apt in high school on minimum wage! Fast-forward…Naley, having had a baby in HS; now live in a VERY nice home, for a while on a teacher’s salary! Sure we can assume that the Scott fortune is some how helping, but come on gimme a break! Poor Jamie ain’t gonna have NO money for college at this rate! लोल Not to mention those young people I just talked about probably think not only will they never get an STD, but if they do get knocked up things will be just peachy keen and they’ll live happily ever after...in a million dollar home! Oops, that’s not how it really goes down now is it!
7. It is acceptable if not encouraged to have slept with every one of the opposite sexes in your intimate group of friends. Again, what is टेलीविज़न assuming? That its normal for groups of फ्रेंड्स to just pass around their significant others, या better its to be expected for ones boyfriend to experiment sexually with your closest friends, maybe even a sister. I mean this sick twisted प्यार heptagon orgy notion that seems to be the standard procedure for OTH is ludicrous and delusional. I don’t know about आप but my फ्रेंड्स don’t act like that! Plus, what happened to the “girl code”? लोल Gosh that’s a knee slapper, “girl code”….riiiiight!
8. Talent and occupational dreams naturally fall into place before आप are 22 years old. Now seriously, how unrealistic is this show. द्वारा the time most 22 साल olds are just graduating from college, these 5 were running multi billion dollar corps, having manuscripts published, going on संगीत tours, having major artists record with them for their own record company, and playing in the NBA. Granted that last one is now D-league, but we were made to believe w/o the accident he would have been drafted first round. Insanity I tell you! I’ve seen bball players who would rape Nathan Scott, as delish as he undoubtedly is in action, on the court, who wouldn’t have a chance in hell at playing professionally. If I was 14 when I watched this दिखाना I might be in LA working at McDonalds right now, instead of in graduate school, because I thought that my dream of styling the celebs was an inevitable reality!
9. When in love, या when आप just feel like it…PROPOSE…vehemently! Okay seriously I give नेली this one. BC while unconventional at best, with that proposal we saw a beautiful प्यार story continue to emerge, and gained a family. And in all actuality it wasn’t a proposal, और an elopement. Now Lucas Scott, on the other hand, is a proposing gigolo. Episode 6.15 provided the last bit of ammunition of this tirade, as he proposed to Peyton for the 4th time. Need I remind आप that he is currently ONLY 22, maybe 23 at the oldest, and that he proposed the first time at freakin 19? या how bout that time when he proposed to Lindsey after making out with his ex GF 30 min prior? Oh wait…what about the knowledge that he proposed the 2nd time to Peyton out of the blue (after he told her he hated her for ruining his life या और plausibly ruing his life in what would have been marriage with Lindsey) over a cell phone message? I mean I could go on but I think आप get the picture. I'd like to believe this last proposal was the real deal, for Lucas's sake, but I suggest putting as much weight behind a Lucas Scott proposal as आप would behind a Dan Scott apology. They are both FULL OF SHIT!
2. She's Got A Big दिल And Is VERY Forgiving :)
3. She's Made Her Own Family
4. She's Fierce
5. She's Not Afraid To Cry
6. She Knows How To Have Fun :)
7. She Is An Awesome God Parent
8. She's Smart Enough To Concur The World :)
9. One पेड़ पहाड़ी, हिल Wouldn't Be The Same Without Her
10. Inside & Outside, She's Still Our B. Davis!
11. Everyone Wishes For A Friend Like Brooke :)
12. She Will Change The World One दिन :)
13. Every Girl Wishes To Look Like Brooke :)
14. After 4 Years, Brooke Davis Didn't Change
15. She Grew Up और Than Everyone Else
16. She's Brillant, ब्रेव & Beautiful
Southern गॉथिक Productions made it’s short film, the true-love tale of Boyfriend and Girlfriend, available for download today. Those wishing to purchase it, for $2.99, can go to link to download it.
The true-love tale of Boyfriend and Girlfriend stars Hilarie Burton, co-owner of Southern गॉथिक Productions, and One पेड़ Hill’s Austin Nichols. The short film is narrated द्वारा Cullen Moss and was written and directed द्वारा Nicholas Gray. The film’s score is द्वारा Andy Bilinski, a musician residing in Wilmington.
“We had a ball doing this,” Nichols said. “There isn’t any dialogue, the whole thing is narrated, and the short looks great.”
The true-love tale of Boyfriend and Girlfriend stars Hilarie Burton, co-owner of Southern गॉथिक Productions, and One पेड़ Hill’s Austin Nichols. The short film is narrated द्वारा Cullen Moss and was written and directed द्वारा Nicholas Gray. The film’s score is द्वारा Andy Bilinski, a musician residing in Wilmington.
“We had a ball doing this,” Nichols said. “There isn’t any dialogue, the whole thing is narrated, and the short looks great.”
"they definitely show you what true love really is"
First of all, congrats to Emily! I've known her for like a साल now and I know how much she loves नेली and how dedicated she is to them..so enjoy your status of FOTM Em cuz आप deserve it!
And now on with the questions:
1. Why does नेली mean so much to you? 
Naley means so much to me because of their प्यार for each other as well as their friendship. They are always there for each other and support one another’s dreams which is so important to me. Their प्यार is one of the purest I've ever seen! No matter what they stick together and never give up of their relationship. They can teach you...
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And now on with the questions:
1. Why does नेली mean so much to you?
Naley means so much to me because of their प्यार for each other as well as their friendship. They are always there for each other and support one another’s dreams which is so important to me. Their प्यार is one of the purest I've ever seen! No matter what they stick together and never give up of their relationship. They can teach you...
