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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.
I live with इंद्रधनुष Dash, and we were going to हटाइए into a very nice house द्वारा a कप केक factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Putting bags into the सूँ ढ, ट्रंक of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Closes trunk* What आप really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on चोटी, शीर्ष of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I can't wait to try it out.
We got into इंद्रधनुष Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.
Scootaloo: आप know what else would be great?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for आप to practice.
Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.
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Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: That's because we're awesome.
Surprisingly, इंद्रधनुष Dash, and that टट्टू in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew इंद्रधनुष Dash would win.
Unknown Pony: *About to pass इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*
This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the चोटी, शीर्ष of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & इंद्रधनुष Dash: AWESOME!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I प्यार this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.
When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to कप केक factory* I work over there across the सड़क, स्ट्रीट from your house. आप can come over anytime आप want, but remember, आप must not eat कपकेक on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat कपकेक on Sunday?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Let me tell आप after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing इंद्रधनुष Dash. It slowly passes द्वारा which makes her nervous*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* आप alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so आप can tell me why I shouldn't eat कपकेक on Sunday.
Me, and इंद्रधनुष Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why आप shouldn't eat कपकेक on Sunday.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: A few weeks ago, a टट्टू was eating a कप केक on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: She got attacked द्वारा some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of प्रशंसक fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway, Jeff saw the टट्टू eating a cupcake, and he decided to turn her into one. Just before she died, Jeff told the टट्टू to go to sleep.
Scootaloo: What the heck?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I know. It's terrible.
Scootaloo: Not that, I'm angry with where आप put my scooter. *Goes to the scooter, and moves it away from the flatscreen TV* It shouldn't be leaning on that TV.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What did आप think about that story I told you?
Scootaloo: I think it's a rumor you, and Pinkie made up to scare me. Save that for Nightmare Night, will you?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Okay, if आप don't believe me, it's your loss.
I never did believe इंद्रधनुष Dash, then I looked at the calender. Tomorrow was a Sunday, so I decided to get a cupcake, and see what happened.
अगला morning, I woke up. I wanted to eat a cupcake, and see if इंद्रधनुष Dash's story was true, but I couldn't do it with her watching me. I waited until she was watching television.
Scootaloo: इंद्रधनुष Dash? *Taking money from her suitcase*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Watching ponies fly airplanes* Yeah, what's up?
Scootaloo: I'm going to ride my scooter. I'll see आप later.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Alright. Have fun.
Scootaloo: *Gets on her scooter, and rides away*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Wait a second!!
Scootaloo: What?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nothing, it was just something I saw on the television.
Scootaloo: *Leaves the house*
The कप केक factory was right across the सड़क, स्ट्रीट from where I lived, but if I told इंद्रधनुष Dash I was riding my scooter, she would assume that I was far away.
Scootaloo: *Leaves her scooter द्वारा a आग hydrant, and enters the कप केक factory*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are आप sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the कप केक dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! आप thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*
All आप gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave आप alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let आप do whatever आप want.
Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT कपकेक ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.
The End............
Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!
When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... आप know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.
Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of टट्टू would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of इंद्रधनुष Dash, do आप remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill आप two if आप lost, but since आप ate a कप केक on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I कहा go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make आप fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* आप are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, आप will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* आप do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot आप with this, and make आप fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do आप have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the दीवार behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! आप ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!
He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five सेकंड्स he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.
Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be और specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.
They all ran off to try, and find me.
I ran out of the कपकेक factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.
Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another टट्टू riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
टट्टू on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* इंद्रधनुष Dash कहा there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious दिन for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard 3: Get the snowboards!!
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Scootaloo: *Skiing downhill*
Guards: *Catching up to Scootaloo. They're in a single file line behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Slows down*
Guards: *Moving left, and right*
Guard 4: *Crashes into a tree*
Guard 2: *Right अगला to Scootaloo on the left side*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
Guard 2: *Aims his gun*
Guard 1: *On Scootaloo's right side, aiming his gun at her*
Scootaloo: *Ducks*
Guards 1 & 2: *Shoot each other*
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo, and the other guards far ahead of him. He stands up, and starts going down the पहाड़ी, हिल again on his snowboard*
Scootaloo: *Sees a road in front of her* oh no.
Guards: Look out!!
Scootaloo: *Attaches her ski pole to the back bumper of a car, and it pulls her away from the guards*
Guards: That road turns right. We'll go down the अगला part of the hill, and catch her there.
They crossed the road.
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo on the road* What are those other guards doing? *Jumps onto the back of a pick up truck, and aims his gun at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Sees the road going to the right*
Guard 4: *Shoots three bullets at Scootaloo*
Truck Driver: *Stops his truck*
Guard 4: ehhh..
The 4th guard goes flying into the air after being punched.
Scootaloo: *Sees the guards waiting on the right side of the road*
Guards: *Shooting the car*
Scootaloo: *Flies to the left side of the road* हे it's working! *Lands on the snow*
Guards: *Cross the road, and go down the पहाड़ी, हिल on their snowboards*
Scootaloo: Okay. Only two of them left. How will I lose them?
Guard 5: *Fires 1 bullet*
Scootaloo: *Sees the bullet miss her*
Guard 3: *Pulls the trigger on his gun, but it's jammed*
Scootaloo: *Sees another road* Not this again.
Guard 5: Not this again.
Scootaloo: Well. I'll just have to fly. *Uses her wings to fly over the road* Haha!
The two guards were too busy staring at me, that they weren't paying any attention to the road.
Pony: *Driving a 1955 Beetle*
Guards: AHH!! *Crash into the beetle*
Guard 3: *Flying into the air, and manages to shoot only one bullet at Scootaloo, but he misses*
Scootaloo: HAHA!! *Hums along to the song* I hope they use that song for a TV show, because it sounds catchy.
After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the सड़क, स्ट्रीट from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.
Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell आप something.
Jeff: आप look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if आप don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill आप two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4: *Falls through the ceiling* I didn't. I got punched.
Jeff: I don't even know how आप just did that, because we are in a basement.
Guard 3: Well if that's on your mind, I guess आप forgot about everything else आप were telling us, right?
Jeff: Oh no. आप are not going to leave me. I want आप to find that filly, and kill her.
Guard 5: Right away sir.
Meanwhile, at my house.
Scootaloo: *Sitting at a table*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Arrives* Where's your scooter?
Scootaloo: Somepony चुरा लिया it.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Why didn't आप tell me as soon as आप got here?
Scootaloo: I don't know.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: How did आप get back here without your scooter?
Scootaloo: Remember when I told आप that I always wanted to fly?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Wait. Are आप saying your wings work?
Scootaloo: Yep.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: That's incredible! We can fly together, and look for your scooter.
Scootaloo: That's a great idea.
So we started flying above our street, and looked for my scooter. We were hoping it wasn't far away. या at least, I was, because of Jeff The Killer. Currently, he was dancing to some song: link
Guard 3: Sir?
Jeff: *Ignoring the guards*
Guard 5: Sir!
Jeff: Ignore me. I want to dance.
Guard 4: SIR!!! *Turns off music*
Jeff: Do आप want to die?
Guard 4: *Points his gun at Jeff* Oh please. All आप have to kill me is a plastic knife, and I'm a robot.
Jeff: I must be a proffesional then.
Guard 3: Okay really? आप pronounced it wrong. It's professional.
Jeff: Have आप found Scootaloo?
Guard 5: Wow, he actually remembered the filly's name.
Guard 3: आप owe me twenty bucks.
Guard 4: We haven't found her yet.
Jeff: Then what are आप doing here? Go back outside, and find her!
Guards: *Leaving*
Me, and इंद्रधनुष Dash found my scooter. It was stolen द्वारा some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .
It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.
Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Go घर Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. आप are a coward.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Excuse me?
They stopped fighting.
Guard 4: I कहा आप are a coward.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Do आप even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs इंद्रधनुष Dash from behind* Are आप sure you're not afraid of anything?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a आग hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give आप $35,000 if आप let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I'm worth और then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto इंद्रधनुष Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*
इंद्रधनुष Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.
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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.
Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was और like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To इंद्रधनुष Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Why are आप just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What did आप do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Scoots, आप okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!
He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.
At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a टट्टू that had dynamite.
Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether आप like it या not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, आप got a point there. How about, we have आप further away from the explosions?
Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.
Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether आप like it या not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Back at the house, इंद्रधनुष Dash was not happy with me.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a कप केक today.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn आप not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think we should हटाइए back to the बादल house. After that, you're grounded.
Oh well. Life isn't fair.
The End
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