Chapter 1: hyuga clan adventures
*4 yrs ago,11:48 PM*
Neji,hinata,and hinabi walked घर together from the park.neji carried his sound asleep youngest cousin (by 7 yrs) back to the hyuga compound."thanks for the dangos neji-kun,me and naruto-san had lots of fun,sorry about that thing with the ramen...." hinata कहा playing with her fingers.neji rubbed the back of his neck."its ok,your sister and konohamaru are like,what 7? I'm sure they were just bored....me आप नारूटो and tenten are probably not too exciting when all we're doing is eating and talking....but still,she didn't have to throw the chopsticks at my cheek,that was not cool...." he कहा rubbing the red band-aid with the hidden leaf logo on it."you should ask sakura-chan about that wound....I saw konohamaru scratching the inside of his nose with a pair of chopsticks earlier....I think hanabi snatched them from him and threw it at you....." she कहा rubbing the back of her neck."that's truly disgusting....ill get it checked out tomorrow and-" there was a rustling in the bushes,so the two cousins stopped walking.something jumped out."hi guys...." "ino-chan? What the heck are आप doing hiding in the bushes like that?" The younger cousin asked."I'm waiting for billboard brow,that way ill jump out of the bushes and scare her so hard she'll pass out and I'll have a head start with sasuke-kun...." she कहा blushing and gazing off dreamily.neji sighed."why the hell would बत्तख, बतख butt be wandering the village at 12 in the morning?" Neji asked annoyed."well,he...uh....he...oh,shut up neji what do आप know....." she looked at the little girl on neji's back."aw,how cute...hinata I didn't know आप had a baby....who's is it neji?" Ino asked stupidly.the two cousins blushed."NO IM 13 IM TOO YOUNG TO BE PREGNANT,AND SHES MY SISTER NOT MY CHILD!!" "AND SHES PRACTICALLY MY SISTER THATS GROSS!!!" They yelled.she flinched."why would आप even THINK I was pregnant ino-chan?" "Well,she looks like आप guys....and you've been looking kinda puffy,I thought it could be baby fat....." she कहा rubbing the back of her neck."*sigh* my mom कहा I should try dieting....you guys are mean...." hinata कहा pouting."sorry hinata....anyway,that's a nice hat neji...you too hinata...." she कहा kindly.neji had his hat on backwards,but on the front was an N on it.he also wore a black beater and cargo shorts,while hinata wore a purple tank चोटी, शीर्ष with blue jean shorts that came just above her knees and a hat with the uzumaki crest on it."oh no,I never gave naruto-san his hat back....I must've forgot to give it back when he let me borrow it at the park...." she कहा taking the hat off and looking at it."don't worry hinata-chan,naruto always stays out late for extra ramen.that's down द्वारा the फूल shop,I'll give it to him then." Ino said.hinata handed her the grey hat and ino rushed off to.....wherever the hell blonde chicks go to return blonde guys hats..."*sigh* come on hinata,curphew's in 6 minutes...." neji कहा as he continued to walk.hinata rushed to keep up with him."hey,the leaf village family reunion is अगला week....you ready for it?" Hinata asked shyly.neji sighed."I really hate having all the members of the uchiha,uzumaki,and hyuga all in one big compound....but its a tradition so I guess its ok...." neji कहा fixing the sleeping girl on his back so he'd be और comfy carrying her."I think it'll be ok this year...anything's better than what happened 6 years ago...." hinata कहा remembering.
*flashback!!! 6 yrs ago,the uchiha compound....*
"I also think the uchiha clan should be और careful when using the sharingan.." hizashi कहा as he held a sleeping hinata in his arms."well,I dunno about आप guys,but I think the uzumaki should be और careful flashing off the rinnengan like that,people will KILL आप for eyes like that...." fugaku कहा crossing his arms."we just want to ensure your safety...." mikoto कहा as she ran a hand through her youngest son's hair with his head in her lap.her 10 साल old son itachi sat अगला to her as he watched his best friend nagato (age 12,with braces and a zit on his right cheek) play with his red shaggy locks of hair.neji was 7 at the time so his attention span was short.right now he was bored enough to watch nagato's six साल old brother (naruto) dig in his bellybutton.
*1 घंटा later*
"That was the worst दिन ever....it took like,a bajillion years to end...." neji कहा as he walked with his फ्रेंड्स around the uchiha compound and they ate their popsicles."tell me about it,I'm 12 and I thought that was totally suckish...." nagato कहा as he put his चेरी airhead flavored in his mouth."I know right....so hinata,my mom was telling me your mom's gonna have a baby....what's it gonna be?" Itachi asked leaning close to her with mischief hidden in his eyes."um...well,daddy कहा mommy wanted to keep it a secret so I dunno....I hope its a girl though,I want a sister...." hinata कहा thinking."hmph....cool..." I itachi कहा putting a hand in his pocket.he put his red airhead popsicle (A/N: they all have have airhead popsicles...) in his mouth."guys I gotta pee..." नारूटो कहा through a mouthful of नारंगी, ऑरेंज popsicle."just pee on a पेड़ या somethin teme,mommy and dad wont care...." sasuke कहा taking a bite of blue popsicle."ok...oh,there's a tree!! Neji,hold this...." he कहा handing his popsicle to the male hyuga.naruto ran off to the nearest tree.he pulled down his pants (A/N: don't worry no one's around,he's blocked द्वारा a fence..and I know he could've just pulled the zipper down but then this funny part wouldn't make sense...also I'm not a boy so idk if आप have to push your underwear down so your balls will...well,ya know....of course he's only six so he dosent really wear boxers....so its not as easy to piss....so yeah,idk how the whole zipper thing works even though I have brothers....I'm no perv,but I am a comedian.....) "I've got a biju I do,I gotta a biju how 'bout you?" नारूटो sang as he released his inner fluids.a चीपमक, चिपमंक brushed past his sandals."well hi there little fella,I'm naruto...what's your name?" The चीपमक, चिपमंक looked at him as he scratched behind his ear."hmmm....how 'bout I call आप sprinkles? आप like that name buddy?" He asked the furry creature.the चीपमक, चिपमंक tilted his head in confusion."I dunno why dad hates these things....you're a good boy huh sprinkles?" नारूटो asked as he reached his hand out to pet it.unfortunately,no one ever taught नारूटो chipmunks हटाइए fast.the चीपमक, चिपमंक dashed past him and bit him on the nuts (pun intended) in self defense.it dashed back up the tree."OOOWWWW!!!" नारूटो shouted as he fell over holding his crotch."nii-san?!" Nagato कहा as he stood up from his सीट on the sidewalk.everyone else followed behind him."what the hell happened?" The red head asked as he found his little brother curled up on the ground in pain."a stupid चीपमक, चिपमंक bit my balls..." नारूटो groaned still holding his crotch."Kami-sama nii-san to-san (dad) and kaa-san (mom) told आप to keep away from those things...." nagato कहा helping his little brother up.naruto pulled up his underwear and black cargo shorts."ouch,that's gotta hurt naruto-kun...." "yeah...but maybe आप were destined to get bitten...." neji said.everyone sighed."come on,lets find mom and dad.....nagato said.he carried his little brother back to the uchiha meeting place.
*current time*
"Oh yeah,I remember that....but it wasn't all bad,at least naruto's mom and dad treated us to mochi...." neji कहा as they got a foot away from the compound."yeah,plus mikoto-chan makes great nikujaga....." hinata कहा rubbing her tummy.(A/N: mochi is a pastery usually filled with ice cream,fillings,or jelly....kinda like a japanese version of जेली doughnuts,while nikujaga is noodles,beef,carrots and potatoes.....basically a japanese version of beef stew....) they opened the door to hinata's house."2 मिनटों to spare....that's such a weird timing...well,I'm goin घर so,here's hanabi...." he कहा handing his younger cousin her little sister."wait,neji-san....um can आप stay for a little longer? For some reason I can't sleep without someone else being awake...." hinata asked shyly."*sigh* ok but let me call my mother..." "neji आप live right behind us just walk over and tell her...." "but I'm tired and that sounds EXHAUSTING....." neji moaned.hinata sighed."ok whatever....."
*the अगला day,9:00 AM*
Hizashi walked upstairs and opened hinata's door."hey hina-chan,your mom made pancakes.....wait,oi (nephew) what the hell are आप doing here?" He asked the long haired boy laying in his daughter's bed.hinata and hanabi were snuggled against his bare chest.neji sighed."hinata-chan wanted me to stay with her so she could sleep,then hanabi came in talking about some nightmare,so I ended up in the middle of both of them so I got hot and took off my shirt....its been a long night....." he कहा tiredly.hizashi sighed."put on a कमीज, शर्ट and go get some खाना boy...." neji slipped from in between his younger cousins and pulled on his beater and short sleeve button up.he rushed downstairs as his aunt set the sausage and पेनकेक्स on the table.
*4 yrs ago,11:48 PM*
Neji,hinata,and hinabi walked घर together from the park.neji carried his sound asleep youngest cousin (by 7 yrs) back to the hyuga compound."thanks for the dangos neji-kun,me and naruto-san had lots of fun,sorry about that thing with the ramen...." hinata कहा playing with her fingers.neji rubbed the back of his neck."its ok,your sister and konohamaru are like,what 7? I'm sure they were just bored....me आप नारूटो and tenten are probably not too exciting when all we're doing is eating and talking....but still,she didn't have to throw the chopsticks at my cheek,that was not cool...." he कहा rubbing the red band-aid with the hidden leaf logo on it."you should ask sakura-chan about that wound....I saw konohamaru scratching the inside of his nose with a pair of chopsticks earlier....I think hanabi snatched them from him and threw it at you....." she कहा rubbing the back of her neck."that's truly disgusting....ill get it checked out tomorrow and-" there was a rustling in the bushes,so the two cousins stopped walking.something jumped out."hi guys...." "ino-chan? What the heck are आप doing hiding in the bushes like that?" The younger cousin asked."I'm waiting for billboard brow,that way ill jump out of the bushes and scare her so hard she'll pass out and I'll have a head start with sasuke-kun...." she कहा blushing and gazing off dreamily.neji sighed."why the hell would बत्तख, बतख butt be wandering the village at 12 in the morning?" Neji asked annoyed."well,he...uh....he...oh,shut up neji what do आप know....." she looked at the little girl on neji's back."aw,how cute...hinata I didn't know आप had a baby....who's is it neji?" Ino asked stupidly.the two cousins blushed."NO IM 13 IM TOO YOUNG TO BE PREGNANT,AND SHES MY SISTER NOT MY CHILD!!" "AND SHES PRACTICALLY MY SISTER THATS GROSS!!!" They yelled.she flinched."why would आप even THINK I was pregnant ino-chan?" "Well,she looks like आप guys....and you've been looking kinda puffy,I thought it could be baby fat....." she कहा rubbing the back of her neck."*sigh* my mom कहा I should try dieting....you guys are mean...." hinata कहा pouting."sorry hinata....anyway,that's a nice hat neji...you too hinata...." she कहा kindly.neji had his hat on backwards,but on the front was an N on it.he also wore a black beater and cargo shorts,while hinata wore a purple tank चोटी, शीर्ष with blue jean shorts that came just above her knees and a hat with the uzumaki crest on it."oh no,I never gave naruto-san his hat back....I must've forgot to give it back when he let me borrow it at the park...." she कहा taking the hat off and looking at it."don't worry hinata-chan,naruto always stays out late for extra ramen.that's down द्वारा the फूल shop,I'll give it to him then." Ino said.hinata handed her the grey hat and ino rushed off to.....wherever the hell blonde chicks go to return blonde guys hats..."*sigh* come on hinata,curphew's in 6 minutes...." neji कहा as he continued to walk.hinata rushed to keep up with him."hey,the leaf village family reunion is अगला week....you ready for it?" Hinata asked shyly.neji sighed."I really hate having all the members of the uchiha,uzumaki,and hyuga all in one big compound....but its a tradition so I guess its ok...." neji कहा fixing the sleeping girl on his back so he'd be और comfy carrying her."I think it'll be ok this year...anything's better than what happened 6 years ago...." hinata कहा remembering.
*flashback!!! 6 yrs ago,the uchiha compound....*
"I also think the uchiha clan should be और careful when using the sharingan.." hizashi कहा as he held a sleeping hinata in his arms."well,I dunno about आप guys,but I think the uzumaki should be और careful flashing off the rinnengan like that,people will KILL आप for eyes like that...." fugaku कहा crossing his arms."we just want to ensure your safety...." mikoto कहा as she ran a hand through her youngest son's hair with his head in her lap.her 10 साल old son itachi sat अगला to her as he watched his best friend nagato (age 12,with braces and a zit on his right cheek) play with his red shaggy locks of hair.neji was 7 at the time so his attention span was short.right now he was bored enough to watch nagato's six साल old brother (naruto) dig in his bellybutton.
*1 घंटा later*
"That was the worst दिन ever....it took like,a bajillion years to end...." neji कहा as he walked with his फ्रेंड्स around the uchiha compound and they ate their popsicles."tell me about it,I'm 12 and I thought that was totally suckish...." nagato कहा as he put his चेरी airhead flavored in his mouth."I know right....so hinata,my mom was telling me your mom's gonna have a baby....what's it gonna be?" Itachi asked leaning close to her with mischief hidden in his eyes."um...well,daddy कहा mommy wanted to keep it a secret so I dunno....I hope its a girl though,I want a sister...." hinata कहा thinking."hmph....cool..." I itachi कहा putting a hand in his pocket.he put his red airhead popsicle (A/N: they all have have airhead popsicles...) in his mouth."guys I gotta pee..." नारूटो कहा through a mouthful of नारंगी, ऑरेंज popsicle."just pee on a पेड़ या somethin teme,mommy and dad wont care...." sasuke कहा taking a bite of blue popsicle."ok...oh,there's a tree!! Neji,hold this...." he कहा handing his popsicle to the male hyuga.naruto ran off to the nearest tree.he pulled down his pants (A/N: don't worry no one's around,he's blocked द्वारा a fence..and I know he could've just pulled the zipper down but then this funny part wouldn't make sense...also I'm not a boy so idk if आप have to push your underwear down so your balls will...well,ya know....of course he's only six so he dosent really wear boxers....so its not as easy to piss....so yeah,idk how the whole zipper thing works even though I have brothers....I'm no perv,but I am a comedian.....) "I've got a biju I do,I gotta a biju how 'bout you?" नारूटो sang as he released his inner fluids.a चीपमक, चिपमंक brushed past his sandals."well hi there little fella,I'm naruto...what's your name?" The चीपमक, चिपमंक looked at him as he scratched behind his ear."hmmm....how 'bout I call आप sprinkles? आप like that name buddy?" He asked the furry creature.the चीपमक, चिपमंक tilted his head in confusion."I dunno why dad hates these things....you're a good boy huh sprinkles?" नारूटो asked as he reached his hand out to pet it.unfortunately,no one ever taught नारूटो chipmunks हटाइए fast.the चीपमक, चिपमंक dashed past him and bit him on the nuts (pun intended) in self defense.it dashed back up the tree."OOOWWWW!!!" नारूटो shouted as he fell over holding his crotch."nii-san?!" Nagato कहा as he stood up from his सीट on the sidewalk.everyone else followed behind him."what the hell happened?" The red head asked as he found his little brother curled up on the ground in pain."a stupid चीपमक, चिपमंक bit my balls..." नारूटो groaned still holding his crotch."Kami-sama nii-san to-san (dad) and kaa-san (mom) told आप to keep away from those things...." nagato कहा helping his little brother up.naruto pulled up his underwear and black cargo shorts."ouch,that's gotta hurt naruto-kun...." "yeah...but maybe आप were destined to get bitten...." neji said.everyone sighed."come on,lets find mom and dad.....nagato said.he carried his little brother back to the uchiha meeting place.
*current time*
"Oh yeah,I remember that....but it wasn't all bad,at least naruto's mom and dad treated us to mochi...." neji कहा as they got a foot away from the compound."yeah,plus mikoto-chan makes great nikujaga....." hinata कहा rubbing her tummy.(A/N: mochi is a pastery usually filled with ice cream,fillings,or jelly....kinda like a japanese version of जेली doughnuts,while nikujaga is noodles,beef,carrots and potatoes.....basically a japanese version of beef stew....) they opened the door to hinata's house."2 मिनटों to spare....that's such a weird timing...well,I'm goin घर so,here's hanabi...." he कहा handing his younger cousin her little sister."wait,neji-san....um can आप stay for a little longer? For some reason I can't sleep without someone else being awake...." hinata asked shyly."*sigh* ok but let me call my mother..." "neji आप live right behind us just walk over and tell her...." "but I'm tired and that sounds EXHAUSTING....." neji moaned.hinata sighed."ok whatever....."
*the अगला day,9:00 AM*
Hizashi walked upstairs and opened hinata's door."hey hina-chan,your mom made pancakes.....wait,oi (nephew) what the hell are आप doing here?" He asked the long haired boy laying in his daughter's bed.hinata and hanabi were snuggled against his bare chest.neji sighed."hinata-chan wanted me to stay with her so she could sleep,then hanabi came in talking about some nightmare,so I ended up in the middle of both of them so I got hot and took off my shirt....its been a long night....." he कहा tiredly.hizashi sighed."put on a कमीज, शर्ट and go get some खाना boy...." neji slipped from in between his younger cousins and pulled on his beater and short sleeve button up.he rushed downstairs as his aunt set the sausage and पेनकेक्स on the table.
