Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that प्यार cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal सड़क, स्ट्रीट racers, या cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when आप go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.
Now if आप take a look at the map, आप will see blue squares. Those are police stations.
Red squares are आग departments, and white squares are hospitals.
Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, लोकप्रिय for it's high quality parts at a fair price.
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are फ्रेंड्स live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering* Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house* Master Sword: हे everypony. Great to see आप again. Tom: Shut the f**k up. Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: Tom, what was that for? Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us. Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show! Audience: *Laughing* Tom: I never कहा we weren't going to do...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Case पटाखा, पटाखे is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour* Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on! Case Cracker: I've been working for this टट्टू named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead! Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us? Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my बंदूकों from the दस्ताना, दस्ताने compartment. Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Tim: You're splitting us up? Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.
Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous. Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous* Pony: *Going faster*
Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted द्वारा the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. Tim: *Driving after the bad guys* Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game. Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*
Narrator: This is the sequel to the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He still lives in Fillydelphia with his wife Emily. Everyday आप can see Bob walking around the streets of Fillydelphia, and most of the time he does that, he's on his way to work. Speaking of work, he's a therapist. One day, Bob was at his office at work, when his assistant Carol knocked on the door.
The song fades away as Bob hears the knocking.
Bob: Come in. Carol: *Enters room* Good morning...
It was a beautiful दिन in Equestria. इंद्रधनुष Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.
Applejack: Well, thanks आप two for helping out at my farm. Rainbow Dash: No problem. Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for... Applejack: Yes? Rarity: Dirt. Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if आप get it on you, आप can just wash it off. Applejack: I'm surprised आप didn't wear that farming outfit आप made when Trenderhoof was visiting. Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...
Narrator: A whole साल passed, and luckily, there was no sign of the family anywhere nearby. Unluckily for us, we were making less money. Vito & I got fired from 7-11 as part of an April Fools prank.
Skip the song to 2:17
Narrator: For over 300 days, we've been trying to find another job, but nothing happened. Harlan tried getting us jobs on the Southern Pacific so we could work together, but we couldn't pass training. The two of us recently saw an ad for a new autoshop opening nearby, so we decided to check it out.
As Jerry walks with Vito, they start a conversation....
Narrator: Testifying went just as well as I hoped. Thanks to Vito's suicide, I was able to stay away from the Costanza's for the rest of my life. Judge: Mr. Costanza, for your crimes against the United States of Equestria, आप will receive a life sentence in Chicagoat, the city where आप committed most of your crimes.*Bangs his gavel* Narrator: Michael was sad to lose me, and Vito as his employees, so the FBI gave him 50 grand, and a new Ferrari F40. He became good फ्रेंड्स with Ivan when he saw that he also had a yellow sports car from Italy. Ivan: *At a drag...
Vito & Michael were working together to fix a Chrysler when Jerry arrived, out of breath.
Michael: Jerry? Vito: What happened to you? Jerry: I need to talk to you. Those two ponies आप spoke to yesterday weren't FBI. They were from the Costanza's. Vito: Dammit. What the fuck do we do now? Jerry: I spoke to a real FBI agent. He'll come over tomorrow to help us.
Next morning, the FBI agent arrived in a yellow Lamborghini.
Vito: That's an interesting car for an FBI agent. Ivan: *Steps out of his Lamborghini, and walks to the door of Vito's apartment* Jerry: *Opens the door* Morning. Ivan: हे boys....
Narrator: Things were going downhill for us again since Harlan was killed. We moved back in San Franciscolt in 1983 to hopefully hide under the noses of our family, and avoid rejoining their life of crime, but that plan was slowly failing. Vito started buying और guns, and sometimes got in trouble with the police. He would end up in frequent fights with them, and sometimes even shot them. He threatened to leave me to fight on my own if we ever encountered the Costanza's, but I'm already fighting on my own while Vito is dealing with the heat. It at least helps me focus...
Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school* Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends* Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on आप guys, wait up.
Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields* Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk* Narrator: I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme लेखन for the rest of my life.
Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes!...
Vito: आप seem happy. How was work? Jerry: Fun. Michael allowed me to fix my car for free. Vito: That was kind of him. You'll probably have to fix it again within the week, but it's the thought that counts. Jerry: How was your day? Vito: I got a visit from 2 ponies from the FBI. Jerry: The FBI? Vito: They say they want to help us stay away from our family. Jerry: How do आप know they weren't in disguise? Vito: Come again? Jerry: What if they were really from the Costanza's? Vito: I don't think the FBI would allow that to happen. They're usually on track...
The Costanza's had another plan to try and make Vito & Jerry rejoin their life of crime.
Harlan: *Slowly pushing 5 flatcars towards a crane* Costanza टट्टू 76: *Standing on a नाव with a sniper rifle* Costanza टट्टू 74: *Looking through a pair of binoculars* I think I see him. He's in a grey switcher द्वारा the turquoise crane. Costanza टट्टू 76: *Looks through his राइफल scope* I see him. These waves will make it tricky to shoot him while driving the train. I'll need to wait for him to stop. SP टट्टू 62: *Watching the flatcars* You're good! Harlan: *Stops his train* Costanza टट्टू 76: *Fires a bullet* Harlan:...