God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the सेकंड i प्रकाशित करे it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful दिन in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a बिना सोचे समझे gay thought suddenly popped up in her गुलाबी head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of फ्रेंड्स is gay", Pinkie said...
Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.
Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your टट्टू phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand आप like I do. I'm at work listening to my फ्रोज़न soundtrack. She'll never understand आप like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for आप to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If आप could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't आप see? आप belong with me. आप belong with me.