माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: Project GATE Episode 3

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Jake - Well?
Dan - Darkness is really from orther timeline.
Jake - As he said.
Dan - Weird.
Jake - Hm?
Dan - He radiates with wierd aura.
Jake - Who cares.

---

Rose - Welcome - Deathless Squadron.
Void - Uh... What is it.
Rose - I want to दिखाना आप the new operation. Operation - Shadow Raid. As आप all mostly know there are monsters 4th times bigger than Valkyries. Behemoths are connected to the mothers of these monsters. They create an plasmatic shield around their cave. We will engage 30 Valkyries to battle it.
Dan - So this is the plan. Phase One - Engage Behemoth and create barricade around the battlefield. Phase Two - destroy his personal plasmatic shield. Phase Three - Destroy meat shield around him. Phase Four - Get away from there. Lastly Phase Five is being commanded from HQ. Drop an Hydrogen Bomb onto him and that will be end of him.
Rose - If it will be end of it as that.
Dan - Meeting dismissed.

--
3days later
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Dan - So आप are going back after Cmmandment meeting.
Void - This Darkness can't lead my team like that.
Dan - I feel you.
Void - I feel weird about it.

--

Dan - Commanders! Must not fall back now! Operation Shadow Raid can be end of L-3! Alias! We may win the war!

The war starts now.

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2 ... PART 2

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary टट्टू folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called?
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse आप do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 86 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chimney Sweep

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Don't Eat कपकेक On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

इंद्रधनुष Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was और like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To इंद्रधनुष Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Don't Eat कपकेक On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and इंद्रधनुष Dash found my scooter. It was stolen द्वारा some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go घर Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...

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Don't Eat कपकेक On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the सड़क, स्ट्रीट from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell आप something.
Jeff: आप look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if आप don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill आप two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...

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Don't Eat कपकेक On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... आप know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of टट्टू would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of इंद्रधनुष Dash, do आप remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....

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Don't Eat कपकेक On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and इंद्रधनुष Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why आप shouldn't eat कपकेक on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a टट्टू was eating a कप केक on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked द्वारा some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of प्रशंसक fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...

On The Block Episode 15 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....

On The Block Episode 15 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do आप mean आप don't know? What caused आप to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are आप going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...

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इंद्रधनुष Dash and Pinkie Pie

posted by bluethunder25

I want to take this time to talk about one of my two प्रिय duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most प्रिय one in my अगला article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and इंद्रधनुष Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got इंद्रधनुष Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, इंद्रधनुष Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 83 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I पार करना, क्रॉस the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just अगला to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...

Grand Theft Ponies Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Wonderbolt दिखाना Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B द्वारा the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go और into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon, and Case पटाखा, पटाखे returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are आप talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll हटाइए his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit आप could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 82 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 81 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen मिनटों away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, आप may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...

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Spike It Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, आप need to improve your performance. Especially आप Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. आप maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. आप don't pass the ball to your teammates, आप caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....

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Project Nexus ACT 1 Part 1 "Introduction"

posted by SomeoneButNoone

WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if आप dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like लेखन some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered द्वारा wastelands. Only some ब्रेव ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...

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Flash Sentry Rant Part 2!

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be और swearing than last time (And it'll be और intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls हलके पीले रंग का, फॉन, हलके पीले रंग over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

इंद्रधनुष Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...