posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will हटाइए onto bigger shit from now.
घंटा : 06:28
FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.
Location : Canterlot
FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want आप to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only आप and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.
*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops या what *keeps hoof at gun*
Joel - wait... Now.
Damien - *opens doors and aims at civilians* On the grounds fucking trash.
Junkie - *points gun at Damien*
Joel - *blows his head with shotgun*
Damien - Anyone else gonna try to fight us? On the grounds आप degenerates!
*everyone got on ground*
Steven - it's this destroyed building. Let's go *breaks lock*
FI - Those guys are possibly high as fuck. Shoot about 5 of them and leave rest be - scare them.
Damien - *shoots at Ponies* Woooo hooooo!
Joel - That's a warning.
टट्टू - Yo why why us.
Steven - That's for stealing from Dimitri *KO's one of them*
Damien - Pack the cocaine fast.
-5 मिनटों later-
Damien - *close वैन, वान doors* Nicley done.
FI - OK guys fresh info from Dimitri listien to this tape.
Dimitri - Good दिन my underlings. I want to make a deal. I will pay the whole debt आप are in if आप gonna do jobs for me. They won't take long and आप will bring me millions to offshore account. आप guys are good so I want to follow up on it. Firstly I want आप to be my watchman's for money delivery. After that we will work out what आप can do. I hope आप will accept the payment in debt paying. For to-hoof payment आप can take anything आप want from places I send आप - Jewellery, Money या even drugs and weapons. Be creative. Oh and Canterlot is mainly my city don't try to steal from my shit. But I hope Ja- I mean Friendly Info will tell आप what's mine and what आप can steal. I hope it's a start of great co-operation.